Welcome to my idiocracy:

Ok. Someone told me that idiocracy was actuall a word, just spelled differently... I havn't confirmed this because im too lazy to look in the dictionary thats three feet away from me, but even if it is I like mine better. Well I believe you have got some bullplop to read....


Quote of Month-

"Battle not with monsters lest you become one."-Nietzsche


Song of the Month-

Well with all the stuff thats been happening lately and the way the world is looking i think On the Turning Away by Pink Floyd is sounding good. It says a lot about the way people are when it comes to helping eachother and the way we so often simply turn away. "Is it only a dream that there'll be, no more turning away."


Joke of the Month-

Well this lady is taking a walk in the park right, and decides to sit down for a while on a bench. After a short while this bum walks up and sits next to her, shortly after saying, "so when do you want to 'do it?'" The lady was obviously confused and said, "do what?" "Have sex," replied the hobo. "I had no intentions of doing such things, i assure you," the woman added quickly. And the bum finally says, "Well your in my bed"


Dranceon's "Chronicles of Idiocracy"-

Hmm lets see... what has happened lately thas stupid enough to get this treasured spot... ahhh! This happened not too long ago and was quite amusing. Well me and Zepp were at the mall just after Tortured had left and were standing in one of the doorways(there were like six of them) when this guy staggers up to us after he appeared out of nowhere from outside. Hes wearing a dirty white sleeveless shirt, jeens, and i think cowboy boots. By the way he was staggering I think he must have been drunk, or high, or on a combination of different drugs. Hes holding a crumpled dollar bill in his hand and after stairing at us for a few seconds mumbled, "where 'r the phones." After we pointed him in the right direction he continued to stagger toward the phones(almost falling over a couple times)with dollar bill in hand. When he gets there he starts talking to these two chicks(I think he was asking for change, I was too far to hear) so me and Zepp stay and watch out of general concern for the two girls since they were considerably smaller than the fat druggy(however they could have likely outran him easily since he could hardly walk). Well, nothing else ever came of that(at least to my knowledge, because me and Zepp left once we decided the man wouldn't get violent, and we needed to wait for a ride on the other side of the mall) I still laugh occasion on that subject when I see some people and say, "thats them in 10 years"


Tragedy of the Month-

Let me think. Nothing at all has really happened that much lately. I dont know what to fill this blithering space with. OH! my dad is still alive. Thats bad in many ways...


Question of the Month-

Why do some people think this world is so horrible? I mean sure, people go through some pretty bad stuff, but if your still alive, you still have even the smallest thing to live for, then couldnt it get worse? You could be starving, not know where you next meal is coming from, you could have some nasty ass disease. So why with all this to take into account do some people still hate their lives?