Welcome to my idiocracy:

I would like to open by saying happy christmas and merry new year..... I like to picture in my mind all the people who believe it is going to be the appocolypse, and say that every year... and here we are.. no huge asteroid, no gigantic volcanic eruption, no showers of fire and brimstone to mark the end of mankind, no nuklear winter...... yet.....

Quote of Month-

For there is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. --Hamlet, in the play of the same name by William Shakespeare

Song of the Month-

Well I just heard it on the radio so the song of the day will have to beWish You Were Here by Pink Floyd. It thouroughly kicks the shit out of Incubus’ song by the same name, and its just a really kick ass song(hence it kicking Incubus’; same goes for the band)

Joke of the Month-

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"/"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track."/"What sort of question?"/"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' /Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."

Dranceon's "Chronicles of Idiocracy"-

This one should get a few laphs. Well me and tortured were at zeppelin’s haus(that lazy ho, he don’t do shit anymore) and we got hungry but there wasn’t any food worth eating(that cheep ho, he don’t buy shit anymore). So we all go walking to peter piper pizza and play video games and then we see sum chick that zeppelin knew and I sort of knew(she knew who I was; this will be relavent later). then we cant decide whether to eat at Mcdonalds, Subway, Burger King, or Dairy Qyeen so we go the HEB and, get this, we buy a box of fruity pebbles, a gallon of milk and a 12 pack...... of Dr. Pepper. We then go back to peter piper to show off our new found glory to that chick enlightenig the mood of things and for some reason thouroughly embarassing zeppelin:)(that stupid ho, he cares too much about the opinion of the masses) we went back to zepp’s haus, ate the cereal, and farted around the rest of the night... about a week later me and tortured almost had a repeat of the fruity pebbles scene while at them mall(zepp is grounded for a month for being bitchy to his parents for the millionth time; he just dont learn), but we ended up eating some special brownies... that was some good fudge....., and more DP....... aside form that we went to the arcade instead of going to a movie since they had a special(40 tokens for $5); lets see first we beat Raiden II(hell yeah!!!) and then farted around; the whole arcade thing took about and hour to and hour and a half.....

Tragedy of the Month-

Well I suppose this month wasn’t too bad... except for tonight, new years eve; tortured’s mother passed away at two in the morning..... about ten years ago but something like that lingers. On a lighter note my own tradgedy is that I’m sitting at home bored out of my mind. Jumping between writing this and playing starcraft with tortured. Of course thats the only reason im doing this so I suppose its a blessing in disguise.... NAHHHHH!! this sucks, oh well it’ll be over in an hour and then... I wont have to put up with this for another year....

Question of the Month-

Why are people nowadays so blind to their lives? No one knows who they are anymore, we’re just a bunch of people. We dont care who we are anymore, just who we get to hang out with, what we have or can get; its power, money, and greed; and for some reason this comes easier through the conformity which I hate with a passion yet often cannot break free from.