Welcome to my idiocracy:
Well this is only the third time I am doing this and already I am having a little difficulty in filling this particular spot... there are only so many introductions you can do for the same thing without becoming redundent... well I handled that nicely didnt I... that looks long enough to me, now to the bullplop...
God is a specialist at making something useful out of somehing broken and confused.
Lets see... I am still hooked on the uh, "world not how it should be" subject so I think it will be Living on the Edge by Aerosmith. If thoust disagreest then thoust can kist mine asst.
So there are these two guys fishing on opposite sides of a small stream. One gets his line caught on rocks of the opposing side. He asks the other guy to get it for him and he says, "man im enjoying myself too much, i dont wanna get up." The one with his line stuck is "damn.. its like a couple feet away from you c'mon" The man replies, "yeah, a couple feet too far... look i got an ideas" He pulls a flashlight out of his bag turns it on and points it at the river. He then tell the other guy, "ok now just walk accross on the beam of light and get it yourself" the other man replies with all sincerity, "NO WAY, once im half way accross you'll turn it off!"
Ok this is a good one. I got to march in a parade in McAllen Tx, WITH MY BAGPIPES!!!!! It was pretty bad ass, the only thing was it was on Friday and they asked me to do it on like Wednesday(I swear that word had the most jacked up spelling) I was like ummmmm I guess. The good thing is I didnt suck.... I thought it was going to be sucky because im like 20 years younger than any of the other pipers in the whole valley area and I know like nothing compared to them. So if your looking for a piper :) just dont bother me unless ur like in the valley cuz i dont feel like driving a couple hundred miles (since Brownsville is like sepperated from everything by the King Ranch which is freaken huge) for 50 or so dollars.... its nice running things like this, i get my own buisness plugs... even though nobody is reading this....
Ok well tortured is going to be off for a while... Ill tell you why. He is looking at the possibility of getting sued by AOL. I kid you not, they say he made like 600 hours of traffic which is like impossible when hes only on like an average of 2 hours a day. It really doesnt make sense when there are people that are on or leave it on like 24/7. Maybe its a fault on the part of AOL, maybe its some supper smart hacker that got into his computer and is using it to transfer a buttload of files, or maybe itsjust his parents trying to scare him because.. whatever reason they would have? Well if they press charges I say we do like a nationwide boycott of AOL... that would be pretty funny to boycott AOL, i think we should do it right now... they would be like " what do you want," we'd say "to boycott you" and then theyd be like "why?" and we'd say "cuz its fun"
Why do people continue to do something they don't like, think is wrong, boreing etc. simply because the have invested so much time in it they dont want to let it go to waste so they finish whatever it is and are angry while they are doing it and even after? I know poeple do this because I do it.