Bullplop, Fresh Made Daily
Welcome to my idiocracy: This is truly degrading work... in fact I don’t know why I am doing it, lack of anything else to do I suppose.... but what really gets me is, why are you reading this? why are you here? whats wrong with you? oh wait nobody comes here... nevermind......
The unexamined life is not worth living.- Socrates
Hmmm.. I am going to pick Cat Scratch Fever but I’m not sure who sings it. Some random tried to tell me it was Pantera, but I was totally like ‘no way’ girlfriend!.... : ) Please enlighten me if you will.
--There's only one food I won't eat, which is hot dogs at a movie theater, because I feel like there's no USDA preparation guidelines for this meat. They used to be impaled on spears rotating inside a Timex case. Suddenly that's gone and replaced by the foot massage-log roll jamboree. And they never look like they're cooking: they just look like they're sweating. --Wade Fetterman
Oohhhhhhh yeah!! We got to go to one of the Charro Days parades! What?! You’ve never heard of Charro Days?? Well, your lukier than me.... I was with tortured(zep was at his haus with his ‘bald friend’ playing medal of honor) and we met up with sum randoms, one that I hadnt seen since I bit him in third grade:)long story... not really; he started choking me from behind and due to the angle I couldn’t hit him so I bit him... well the teach comes and gets mad at me and says I should have just told her.... oh yes as I was gasping for air???; well anyways, I dont think he remembered me; we walked and walked then crossed the street to bother our good friend nate aka nathanael aka hitler aka god; since his dads church was renting chairs. Some guy gave me like half a funnel cake(if you dont know what those are you’re missing out) and I was like huh cool.... but uhh.. this story sucks for a while here... me tortued and one of the randoms we met in the beginning(not the one I bit) walked to the end of the parade then back, then to zeps haus stopping at subway and hen heb on the way back we just then began idiocizing as usual... and thats about it....
Well this isnt really all that tragic.... this site sucks, always did suck, and always will!! and you know what?? there is plenty we could and would do about it but we are just too damn lazy, I didnt finish this until 2/3’s of the month was over and I dont intent to do this again for a great while, and I doubt anybody else here is going to do anything for a while either.... so until we come out of hybernation(or get tired of playing starcrack again) goodbye... you are now entering “the void”......
I have found ‘would you rather’ questions to often be puzzleing and(my favorite) easy to come accross or make up! So here are some: Would you rather.... 1) kick a puppy or make a kid cry 2)find a cure for cancer or for aids 3)be lazy or be highly motivated..... damn it I quit....