With that said, here's what's funny. I found this website that goes through each book of Harry Potter telling why it's particularly evil. I found these parts especially hilarious:

SORCERER'S STONE:
This book chronicles Harry's first year at the Hogwart's School of Wizardry and Witchcraft. Prepare to be shocked for the bold, blatant, and bodacious raw Satanism that underlines this story! Since "proper"Drug Use is essential in opening the centres of vision and achieving higher consciousness, we should not be surprised that First-Year students learn Drug Use, Drug creation, in a way that makes Drug use seem glorious! (I'm guessing they're referring to potions here...) You will be shocked to see '666 ' in the story line(I must have missed that one!), and symbols of Antichrist receiving a "fatal wound"!

instead of Voldemort's curse killing Harry as it had done to his parents, he was merely permanently scarred with a lightning bolt right in the middle of his forehead. [p. 14-15] Of course, a Christian would be immediately alerted to this turn of events because soon a supernaturally powerful global leader will demand everyone on earth take some sort of a mark in exactly this place on the body.(This is just plain silly)

Rowling consistently depicts people who do not practice Witchcraft in most obnoxious terms. They are depicted as being really, really dumb, boring, and living a life not worth living . (The examples they use to show this? The Dursleys. Well, duh!)

The drug message in this book is clear. To reach your goals in life like Harry Potter, you need to know how to make drugs and take drugs in just the right way or else you are a 'dunderhead' and will never succeed

The purported theme of "good vs evil ... that good wins in the end " is truly nothing more than "good Satanism" fighting "bad Satanism".

During final exams, teachers passed out special quills with which to write; these quills had been "bewitched with an Anti-Cheating spell". The reason none of the teachers felt they could trust the honor of the students to not cheat is obvious enough; in Witchcraft, no Absolute Good and Evil exists. All objective, eternal standards of conduct and morality have been rejected. Therefore, teachers knew full well that all the students would cheat on their final exams if they thought they could get away with it. It is a sad commentary that teachers had to place an Anti-Cheating spell on the quills to prevent exams cheating. Christian parent, is this the "morality" you want your students to learn?

This is my favorite one...
Do you realize Rowling has just made the creator of the Sorcerer's Stone 666 years old? Do you realize what this means? Since the number, '666', is a symbol of Antichrist and his Mark of the Beast [Revelation 13:18] and since Rowling ties this number to the Elixir of Life, Harry Potter is teaching children that the way to achieve eternal life [Elixir of Life] is to obey the Antichrist and take his Mark of the Beast!

Professor Quirrell told Harry, "There is no good or evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it ." [p. 291] This is standard Witchcraft, and standard Illuminist doctrine. This doctrine is the guiding light to those Illuminists who are driving the world into the Kingdom of Antichrist. This doctrine is very seductive to those immature children trying to grow up in our current culture; since a child's inherent nature is evil, he will find such philosophy more appealing than the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Christian parents, beware! (And Professor Quirrel was depicted as EVIL, you slimy git!)

Students are taught to depend upon Witchcraft for every part of their lives . All food is conjured up rather than prepared, all the dishes are conjured clean (If you had bothered to actually read the books, you would have learned that the food is prepared and cleaned by house elves!)

Even funnier!
Reference to homosexuality . When I was first researching Harry Potter, I examined several pro-Potter websites. The author of one of the articles said that one of the probable developments she felt would occur in the latter books was the advent of homosexuality in the story theme. She said such activity was only hinted at in the first books. With this thought in mind, you will better understand this sentence."Professor Flitwick [Charms teacher] put the class into pairs to practice [levitating]. Harry's partner was Seamus Finnigan (which was a relief, because Neville had been trying to catch his eye)." [p. 171] We shall see if homosexuality does develop in any of the last three books, because in the first three, this is the only possible reference to it.

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS:
Once again, we see that, even in the Muggles world of non-magic, Harry Potter experiences contact with a demon from the supernatural world(Dobby, I assume); also, the Muggles world is painted as being so moronic, so boring, and so lifeless that Harry has to be "rescued" by a dramatic middle-of-the-night rescue using an old car that Mr. Weasley had bewitched to make it fly(If I lived with the Dursleys, I would want to be saved, too!)

Dobby, a house-elf, comes to warn Harry not to return to Hogwarts because someone very bad and evil is enacting a plot against Harry's life. Dobby is a demonic Familiar Spirit . [Familiars are forbidden in Scripture -- Leviticus 20:6; 27 -- God's prescribed punishment is the Death Penalty] (KILL DOBBY!)

Since the root of a Mandrake Plant is depicted as a human baby that grows to late teens before the plant comes to maturity, when the root of Mandrake is cut up and stewed to make the Restorative Potion, Rowling has just described human sacrifice !

This practice is absolutely, completely forbidden by God Himself [Deuteronomy 18:10-13] Yet, Harry Potter and his friends are learning Divination.

Students could be put into detention for "looking happy" [p. 146] Christian parents want their children to be happy, contented, and well-adjusted. Can you imagine the horror of a school where students are put into detention for "looking happy"?(Exactly. It's supposed to be horrible, because Snape is stupid.)

PRISONER OF AZKABAN:
Rowling depicts the Inner Eye correctly. The Divination teacher depended upon her Inner Eye to properly see into the future and interpret it [p. 103-5] This is also called the Third Eye ; listen to the New Age Dictionary define the Third Eye: "organ of intuition, located between the eyebrows; sixth chakra divided into five categories by the Tibetans: 1. Eyes of Instinct, supernormal range of vision like a bird. 2. Celestial Eyes, taking in heaven, Earth, and future birth; 3. Eyes of truth, taking in world epochs; 4. Divine Eyes, taking in millions of world epochs; 5. Eyes of Wisdom of Buddhas, taking in eternity." [p. 200] Thus, Rowling was correct in depicting the Divination teacher as the one needing to make use of the Inner Eye. Do you want your child being so enthralled by the Harry Potter books that he or she will seek out the true practice of achieving your Inner Eye? In reality, a Satanist only attains their Inner Eye through occult meditation, which results in demonic possession. (She also depicts the lady with the "Inner Eye" as being spacey and wacko.)

Rowling accurately depicts one of the most insidious realities in the world of demon possession, the phenomenon called "Shape-Shifting ". In this phenomenon, the most powerful of the demons possessing the person will suddenly shape-shift into whatever kind of demon he is. In this story, one of the professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry shape-shifts into a werewolf

Anger, fear, and hatred permeates the Harry Potter books, prompting such actions as plotting revenge upon someone who wronged you. (Even though Harry prevented Sirius from taking revenge on Wormtail...)

The guards of Azkaban Prison are practitioners of the same evil Black Magick that the prisoners are in jail for practicing! The White Magic folk running the occult Fantasy Reality in the Potter books must stay awake nights worried the guards will one day join forces with their prisoners and come looking for the White Magic rulers. However, as I learned later, these guards possess a particular type of evil so unique as to make that possibility a rare one. They feast on the souls of their prisoners! (This guy really needs to read the books...DEMENTORS ARE NOT GOOD!)

No person who considers themselves Christian can read this book without partaking of Satan's cup; therefore, he deceives himself mightily who thinks that, after reading Harry Potter, he will be accepted by the Lord at His table. Trying to do this will only "provoke the Lord to jealousy", moving Him to act against us.

GOBLET OF FIRE

Christian parent, do you want your child to learn how to torture someone, or even think about doing so? And the name of this curse that tortures, "Crucio'; I wonder if it is derived from the word, 'Crucify'? If it is, then the name is a direct slam against Christianity. (Learn Latin, you dofus. Besides, the Cruciatus curse is forbidden, it's not portrayed as a good thing)

The Goblet of Fire was the demonic entity which chose the Champion of each school for the Triwizard Tournament. The demon was inside a "great wooden chest encrusted with jewels". When the Goblet of Fire was used, it arose out of an old casket. [Page 253-255] I find it highly interesting that the Satanic/Freemason symbol of the casket is used in the story.

" 'Master!' he shrieked, 'Master forgive me! Forgive us all ... Get up, Avery', said Voldemort softly. 'Stand up. You ask for forgiveness? I do not forgive. I do not forget." [Page 649] Once again, Rowling gets her Satanism correct; they do not forgive offenses, they get revenge for them. Is the type of attitude you want your child to develop? (Because you know that all children reading these books want to be just like Voldemort!)

Bestiality is glorified: on page 454, Dumbledore confesses that his brother, Aberforth, was "prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat."

The very fact that the Veela could suddenly change physical appearance is proof positive they were demons masquerading as beautiful women. Thus, when Rowling intimates that a Veela is intimate with one of the human male students, she is implying that a demon had sex with the student. It seems that God sent the flood to judge an earth in which this type of activity was occurring, regularly! [Genesis 6:2-4]

Cedric Diggory -- the Champion from Hogwart's School who had grasped the Champion's Trophy at the same time as Harry, resulting in both of them being physically whisked to the graveyard where Lord Voldemort was awaiting. Upon seeing Cedric with Harry, Voldemort instantly killed him with the Cruciatus Curse, the killing curse that produces such excruciating pain as it kills. I still think this name of this curse is a play on the word, Crucify, which would make it a slam against Jesus' Crucifixion.(Further proof that this idiot did not read the book....the Cruciatus curse does not kill, Voldemort used Avada Kedavara!)

SIRIUS IS SATAN! (He justifies this in a really messed up way, it's plain funny!)

Thus, when Harry Potter is related to Sirius, he is related to Satan himself! (Being a Godparent does NOT make you related!) And, when Sirius comes to Harry's aid time and again and again, personally delivering him from the clutches of Lord Voldemort, Harry is being delivered by Satan. In the Potter books, Sirius is depicted as a grossly misunderstood good guy who is really sincere and wonderful in his heart of hearts. This depiction matches exactly the belief of the occultist, who believes that Lucifer is really the good guy, whom everyone of every era has grossly misunderstood. In the Garden of Eden, you see, Lucifer was really trying to spiritually "liberate" Adam and Eve, while the God of the Bible was the One trying to keep them in spiritual darkness and slavery.

And there's even more laughs on the site...http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/hpmain.html