I Vote To Torture the Retard Who Thought Up Music Genre
I Vote To Torture the Retard Who Thought Up Music Genre

When was the last time music has helped the universe? Never. That's why I vote we should murder the bastard who thought it up. I cannot count the hundreds of times where some stupid bitch called themselves "punk", or "hardcore", or "black" (because we all know black people do not exist.) For example, that rapper 50 cent claims to have been shot X amount of times. Does it really matter that you intentionally ran into a hail of bullets just so people will think you are badass? The same goes for Avril Lavigne (I hate her more than Micheal Jackson accidently deleting his kiddy porn folder), she claims to be punk and paving a new way for teen music makers. That right there is fucked up beyond belief, first of all, how are you paving a new path by making the same music as everybody else thats popular? And have you even listened to Skater Boi? Trust me, she should be arrested for crimes against humanity just for releasing that god forsaken song.

Now before you get your panties in a knot, let me clarify a couple of things. Popularity of a band/singer/rapper/whatever is a good thing, when people are pissed at how their favorite band became mainstream, they should be brutally beaten in the head. They went mainstream because they want the money, not some candy ass fan following them wherever they go and stealing their fecal matter to sell on EBay. Do you really think those music makers value their fans opinions? No, they don't. They're just in it for the money (or the bling bling, whatever you want to call currency) so they can buy themselves whatever they want. Because they are the first hand people to realize, they actually CAN buy happiness. So the next time you feel jilted because your favorite band became popular, do yourself and us a favor by putting a loaded gun to your head and pulling the trigger.

Now, I'm very picky with music. And when I do find something I like, I only address the band's name. Not the entire genre, you know why? I'm getting tired of music being segregated into retarded catagories. It's getting really old, so shut the fuck up, do what I say, and everything will work out. You know why? Because I have all the answers dumbass.

(And for the record, if you took the "Black people do not exist" thing seriously, you should kill yourself for not having a sense of humor.)