_Article2//Porn: Spill Thy Seed
_Article2//Porn: Spill Thy Seed

Alright, you've got the gaming part down. But this right here, is a very serious part of being a LUEser. Porn is no laughing matter (unless you are trying to trick some n00b into visiting goatse but thats another topic all together.) Once again, Google provides a good supple of sites to porn (as with many other sites which will be linked to later in this). But NONE, and I mean that, NONE compare to Kazaa Lite. Reasons why? Because you can literally get anything you imagine up. Want dolphin sex with asian monkeys while a elephant is taking a dump? Someone on Kazaa Lite is sure to have it. Now I'm sure you're asking, what is the difference between Kazaa and Kazaa Lite? There is a HUGE difference. For one, Kazaa is loading with spyware. Spyware is something you do not want. They are little files that log all of your internet activity (without you knowing it) and then send it back to the company who gave you the spyware, thus building a profile on you and making it easier for them to market something in your interests. But get this, its perfectly legal. So get Kazaa Lite, because it has no spyware (except for a dummy spyware which doesnt do jack squat, its there so it tricks Kazaa Lite into working) but with outdated Ad-Aware (spyware removal program) it can view it as a regular spyware file and delete it, thus ruining Kazaa Lite. So just make sure you dont delete that spyware file that Kazaa Lite has.

Anyway, after that lengthy explanation, you're probably wondering, "Well, now where do I start?" Everyone has to start somewhere, but the most commonly visited porn sites on LUE Chat are listed here to give you a little "training wheels" effect on you, after that you are free to become a porn master in your own style. Oh, and one more thing, dont wank so much that you start to chaffe. If you dont know what chaffing is, you dont belong here in the first place.

89.com
PicHunter
Sublime Directory
E-Hentai.net
EzManga.com

That's good enough to start you off. From there, you can work your way up. And remember, GET KAZAA LITE! You can get it: here.