Dead Baby Jokes
Dead Baby Jokes

All I can say is: Enjoy!

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How do you get 100 babies into a telephone booth?
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Blender.
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How do you get them out?
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Nacho Chips.

What's red, sits in front of a mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
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a baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
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ten minutes in a microwave

Whats the difference between a pile of babies and a pile of bowling balls?
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you don't use a pitchfork on a pile of bowling balls

Whats worse than running over a baby?
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getting it out of your tires

whats funnier than a pile of dead babies?
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a pile of dead babies in clown suits

what's blue and squirms in the corner?
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a baby playing in a plastic bag

what's greenish-black and smells bad?
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the same baby, three weeks later

what's top-heavy and can't fit through doors?
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a baby with a javelin in it's head

why did the dead baby cross the road?
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it was stapled to the chicken

what's white and bobs up and down in a crib?
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a pedophile's ass

What's more fun than stapling a baby to a tree?
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ripping it off

how do you make a dead baby float?
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Take your foot off his head

why did the dead baby cross the street?
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he didn't...he's dead.

What's red, bubbly, and claws at the door?
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A baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a 20 boxes full of dead babies?
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I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
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A barrel full of dead babies with one live baby at the bottom. What's even worse?
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The live baby at the bottom trying to eat its way out.

What is worse than 50 dead babies nailed to a tree?
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1 dead baby nailed to 50 trees.