This picture was taken off of a COPS video tape after actor Orlando Bloom was seen breaking onto the premises of this elf-porn warehouse...
This picture was taken as the actor was seen leaving the warehouse right before he led police on a hot pursuit throughout the nearby neighborhood...
A brave spectator took this picture while Orlando tried to escape the police and - soon after - pummeled the poor old woman, and was later taken into custody for resisting arrest and assault on the elderly community.
Here he is again after only a few weeks, back out terrorizing the neighborhood. Here's what he had to say: "No I wasn't going to break into this car. What crowbar, officer?"
Is this my best side...or should I turn around and bend over?
What the hell is he doing with his hand if he's talking about Superman?
They need to turn off the fan so his hair doesn't do that 'whoosh' thing.
Hey watch where you're puttin your paw there, Maude.
Looks like they're gonna go lookin for the dam Blair Witch ... maybe they'll have better luck.
Did someone turn that fan on again?
Doesn't Elton John have that same outfit?
The pimp daddy elf himself!
Anyone up for a game of strip poker?
*singing* I see you!
I can't believe she broke up with me. I'll show her, I'm gonna jump!
Now you're sure this car doesn't go faster than 35 mph, right?
All right, who farted?
How does my hair look?
I raided Liberace's closet.