Disclaimer:
The characters aren't mine but the story is.
Subtext: Nope, not here
Violence:No worse then the show
Sex: Nope......... Kissing: Yes
Spoliers: I think just Bitter Suite, maybe a little of Is There A Doctor in the
House
Authors Note: I loved Bitter Suite.... However I thought they left the whole
hit and run with Ephiny thing kinda unresolved so I wrote about it. This is
still Xena/Ares. Please note that Ephiny and Xena are speaking of SISTERLY
love.... I needed to get get Gabby out of the way so Ephiny and Gabby kinda
switched places for a while. EARLY season 4 (before India, after Family Affair)
Feedback: PLEASE... Send to Ephiny4@aol.com
Now for the shocker of the season....... Ephy's shutting up!!!!!!!
Xena missed Gabrielle a lot but having Ephiny around was a treat. Finally, some
one Xena could really talk to. Ephiny was much more of a confidant then
Gabrielle becuase she was a warrior. It was great having her around..... Almost
great.... You see every time she looked at Ephiny she felt gulity.... the guilt
gave her nightmares... Nightmares like the one she was having right now........
Xena galloped in on Argo yelling her war cry blood lust and anger in eyes. She
flipped over some amazons and landed right in front of Ephiny. After demanding
Gabrielle, Ephiny reached out to touch her friend. Xena hit her extended arm
with such force that it sent her screaming to the ground.... That move was
played over and over again until she woke up in a cold sweat.
'I hit her!' Xena thought.'I wasn't even mad at her and I hit her!' Just then
she felt it......
He was there. Xena left the campsite not wanting to wake Ephiny who was still
asleep right beside her.
"What do want?" Xena asked when she was far enough away.
"I heard you scream." he said appearing.
"Scream?!? I didn't scream!"
"Yeah, you did." That's when he got the look so he decieded to let
her win this one.
"I know what's been bugging you."
"Oh?"
"You're feeling guilty about hurting your little friend."
"What do you know about it?"
''Oh believe me.... I know a great deal about hurting someone you love."
He said stepping closer to her. "It makes you hate yourself.... You'd do
ANYTHING to take it back."
"Why do I get the feeling we aren't talking about me anymore?" she
asked meeting him half way. There was no space between them now.
"Xena, I'm so sorry... I..... I love you."
"No you don't."
"Yeah, I do." Before she could say anything he kissed her and (much
to his surprise) she kissed him back. Just then there was a scream.
"Xena!" It was Ephiny. Xena broke the kiss and ran toward the
campsite with Ares right behind her. When they got there they saw Ephiny
completely out of breath, holding her sword, with her arm cut open. Xena ran up
to her friend to inspect her arm.
"What happened."
"Some of Ares' men attacked me, caught me off guard. One of 'em damn near
killed me! They said something about needing to get us out of the way so they
could attack the amazons. Are you ok? You seem..... flushed."
"Let me get back to you on that." she said pulling Ares aside.
"Wow! Xena, um, I know this looks kinda bad but..."
"KINDA bad.... No sorry, this looks a lot worse then kinda bad. This looks
really bad.... No,no this looks unbelievably bad..... no, no."
"I get the point. Look I told my warlord to stay away from the amazons."
"Why should I believe you?"
"You know how much the amazons mean to Artemis, the punishment for hurting
them is mortality! Besides I love you."
"No.......no."
"Xena c'mon you gotta believe me this time. Please."
"Xena just looked at him with tears in her eyes and walked away.
"Hey Ephiny." she said as she returned to the campsite, tears still
in her eyes.
"Hey girl, what's wrong."
"Ehh, it's nothin'."
"Nothin'." she asked raising an eyebrow.
"Guy stuff."
"Mushy stuff."
"Don't hold it against me."
"Gotta...... Whoa! You and Ares?"
"Oh please, you're starting to sound like Gabrielle with all this girl
talk crap."
"Off the record."
"Off the record?"
"Yeah"
"What would you say." Xena began sitting down next to Ephiny.
"If I told you I fell for the enemy." Ephiny pretended to be in deep
thought.
"I'd say Hercules is gonna freak!"
"Ya, think?" They laughed.
"Well, all I know is that everyone deserves to be with the one they love.
And no matter what you can never HATE someone you love. Whether it be
romantic.... or sisterly love."
"You're not an amazon queen you're a mind reader!" Again they
laughed. "Thanks. Night girlfriend."
"Night girlfriend."
"DISCORD!!!!" Ares shouted entering the Halls of War.
"Hey. You know you're in REAL deep trouble."
"Yeah, thanks to you.... You told the Marious to attack Ephiny and the
amazons!"
"I don't know what you're talking about." she bluffed.
"Yeah, you do." Just then Zues appreared.
"Ares! Don't talk! You've gone too far this time. You're apear in front of
the council but first I want you to suffer a little."
"Zues, I didn't........"
"Silence!!!!!" Before Ares could say anything else he found
himself.... mortal in the middle of the woods.
Despite all the trouble this whole thing caused Ares the girls defeated the
warlord easily, unaware that the God of War was mortal. It took half the time
to take out Marious because didn’t have to watch over Ephiny the way she had to
watch over Gabrielle.
“So, where to next?” Ephiny asked in a particualry good mood.
“I dunno. Cornith? There’s always SOMETHING going on there.”
“Ok! Works for me.” Just then they heard fighting and since neither of them
EVER passed up a fight they ran towards the action. That’s when they saw it,
Ares, a very mortal Ares. He was fighting 5 warriors… 5 very good warriors.
Xena and Ephiny quickly jumped in and soon the problem was… solved. It was then
Xena noticed a severe wound on Ares’ head.
“Let me take a look at that.” She said examining it, “What happened?”
“Zeus didn’t believe me either. He took away my sword, gave Discord my
responsibilities, and I somehow ended up here with a very large headache.”
“Discord? Ooh, that’s not good.” Ephiny said.
“What do you mean?” Xena asked.
“Well, she hated the amazons for years, could mean trouble for us.”
“She hates amazons? It was her who sent those men to attack Ephiny?”
“Now you believe me?” Ares asked sounding annoyed.
“I’m sorry.” Xena said with a sorrowful look in her eye. They just stood there
for a minute starring at each other.
“Hello? Yeah, hi. When you two are through with your little love connection we
gotta get moving.” Ephiny interrupted.
“She reminds me of the bard.” Ares whispered to Xena.
“Ooh, don’t let her hear you say that.”
Marious looked around, his army was completely whipped out. Damn that Xena to
tarturus. At least he had tricked them into thinking he was dead. With the help
of Discord Marious rebuilt his army and set a trap, for Ares or Ephiny… Which
ever came first!
Xena and Ephiny were walking into camp with dinner while Ares was building the
fire. Ephiny then handed her fish over to Xena.
“Here, I think I’ll go for a walk, give you two a chance to ‘talk.’” She said.
“No you won’t! You can’t leave me alone with him… You know what will happen!”
“Ohh, you bet your sweet life I do!” She smiled and walked away. Xena sat down
across from Ares and started cooking the fish in silence. Finally Xena broke
the ice.
“So, this mortal thing, is it permantant or...”
“No. Only until the ‘o mighty council” decides to deal with it.” Xena nodded.
“Why does Discord hate the amazons so much? Some family problem with Artemis”
“Good guess but no. She actually… is jealous… of you.”
“Jealous? What… Ooh, Ooh, yeah never mind! I get it.” Ares laughed, she was
cute when she was slow.
“So you know WHY she’s jealous?” he asked getting up and sitting next to her.
“Yeah I have a pretty good idea.” They started kissing, they were just about to
take it one step further, but wouldn’t you know it…
“Xena!” Ephiny screamed.
“She IS like the bard!” Ares said, very frustrated. The couple ran after Ephiny
and arrived just in time to see her loaded on a horse. Soon they were out of
site.
Xena paced nervously around the campsite.
“This… This is NOT good!” She said uneasily as she packed up.
“Hey, hey calm down!” Ares said as he grabbed her arm and pulled her up so they
were standing face to face. “Hey come on this isn’t you!” Xena looked at him
and put her arms around him, they stayed like that a few minutes longer and
then left to bring Ephiny back.
Ephiny was thrown down in front of the warlord.
“So THIS is the renowned Ephiny! Well, honey, sorry to have to do this to you
but my little plan wouldn’t work if you and Xena were still around!”
“What makes you think Xena will take this lying down? She’ll come for me!”
“It’s amazing that you trust someone SO much, especially after this person just
attacked you! Is that a friend?” Ephiny suddenly got very protective, got up,
and punch Marious in the face, HARD!
“That does it!” Marious shouted. “Take her away!” Just then his men approached
Ephiny.
“If Xe can do this I can do this!” Ephiny said under her breath. Two men
attacked her who she took out with jumping front kicks and they went flying! As
the rest of the men came at her she took them out with her dominating Amazon
fighting moves.
“Why wasn’t I fighting like this before?” Ephiny said under her breath as she
threw dagger into a guy who charging at her. It was down to Ephiny and Marious.
They circled each other for a minute.
“What’s the matter Marious? Afraid a girl’s gonna beat you up?” Ephiny taunted.
This got Marious REALLY mad and he attacked her. The fight went on for some
time until he got the better of her! She was now on the ground, he was standing
above her with his sword raised. Ephiny looked at him with terror in her eyes
just as he was going to bring the sword down the sound of Xena’s war cry filled
the air as her chakram cut the sword in half. She flipped in front of her
friend with her sword drown.
“My girl!” She said. “NO ONE hurts my girl!” She attacked Marious and the fight
moved away form Ephiny who couldn’t move.
“Hey!” Ares said coming up to her. “Lets get you outta here!” Ares said helping
her to stand and helped her to move away from the fight. Ares turned around to
see Xena killed Marious.
“That’s my girl!” He said softly. Just then a warrior that Ephiny missed came
out of no where and got ready to shoot Xena with a bow and arrow.
“Xena watch out!” Ares shouted. She didn’t have enough time to react, Ares
pushed Xena out of the way and the arrow hit his arm and he fell to the ground.
“ARES!” Xena shouted. She threw her chakram at him, killing him. After
carefully looking it over she realized it was poisoned! She wasn’t sure what to
do but she knew she had to make Ares a god again, as soon as possible.
Ephiny and Xena had set up camp and Xena was dabbing a damp cloth on Ares’
head.
“How is he?” Ephiny asked from across the fire.
“Not good.” Xena said as she rang water out of the cloth. Ephiny looked at her
friend, she looked… Scared… Lost… Lonely.
“He said something about a council!” Xena said suddenly. “That’s it! That’s
what I have to do!”
“What?”
“Maybe if I speak for him at the council or whatever they’ll give him his
godhood back then he won’t be able to die! Watch over him.” She said to Ephiny
as she left the campsite. Ares woke up a few minutes later.
“Hey!” Ephiny smiled at him.
“Hey.” He replied weakly.
“Umm, can I ask you a question without you completely loosing it?”
“You can try.” He joked.
“Yeah.” Ephiny laughed. “Umm, why? Why did you take that arrow for her?” Ares
gave a weak laugh.
“Because I… love her.”
“Can war really love?”
“What brought this on?”
“Xena feels something for you, I know that. I just had to make sure you weren’t
just stringing her on, this was the first chance I got.”
“Well, you are the protective one aren’t you?” Ares said, not exactly in a
friendly way.
“I’m not the one who flew in front of an arrow!” She quipped back. “Look, I’m
NOT trying to suggest that you would ever hurt her…”
“GOOD! Because I never would!”
“Look! Xena is one of the most important things in my life AND many of
sister’s. I don’t want her love for you turning her into what she used to be! I
would DIE before I’d let that happen!”
“So would I!” Ephiny’s eyes widen as she looked him and his serious, confidant
eyes. “Friends?” He stuck out his arm.
“Friends.” Ephiny said rather quietly still in shock. They clasped fore arms
and Ares went back to sleep as Ephiny gazed into the fire.
Xena was in the middle of the woods.
“Okay!” Xena said talking to herself. “Who would help me? Hera? Ooh, no- she
would help Hercules’ friend/ex girl friend! Apollo! No- Hercules! Zeus! No I’m
not aloud to talk to him! Damn you Hercules! Umm…” Xena thought for a minute
longer.
“Aphrodite!” She shouted.
“Hey girlfriend! How’s it shaken?” Aphrodite asked with her hands on her hips,
give the Warrior Princess a HUGE, friendly smile.
“Ares has been poisoned!” Xena said not wanted to waste any time. Aphrodite
gasped as she put her hands over her mouth.
“ARES! Ooh, my poor bro! Well, what do you want ME to do?”
“What’s this… Council that he was talking about?”
“Oh! That’s kinda like your judge and jury… Ya know, court? We were actually
just about to talk about his case. It doesn’t look good!”
“That’s the only way he’ll live! Take me there! Let me speak for him!”
Aphrodite looked into her friend’s eyes, they were the eyes of a woman in love.
“Come on, girlfriend. Let’s go.” Aphrodite extended her hand to her friend. She
took it and they disappeared.
Xena and Aphrodite appeared on Mt. Olympus’ courtroom.
“Aphrodite!” Zeus exclaimed. “You are NOT allowed to bring MORTALS to Olympus!”
“Why not?” Hera asked. “YOU do all the time!” Zeus bowed his head as the other
gods laughed.
“Alright! Since its Xena, I’m SURE we can make an exception. Is there something
you wanted Xena?”
“I heard you have Ares on trial.” Xena said.
“Yes we do. We were just about to announce a verdict.”
“I want to speak for him!” The gods all started whispering to each other at
once, “Why would XENA speak for ARES?”
“Alright! Speak your mind child.”
“Ares is dieing! The only way he will live is if he gets his godhood back!”
Again the gods started whispering to each other.
“How does THAT concern US my child?” Artemis asked Xena.
“First off, Ephiny is your child, Gabrielle is your child, I am NOT your child!
I am the one who SAVES your children cause you are too caught up in yourself to
care!” Xena snapped at her, not too happy with her at the moment. Needless to
say Artemis shut up.
“Look,” Xena said soothingly to Artemis, regretting what she said. “I know that
the mere IDEA of ANYONE hurting the Amazons scares you! I have a hard time
admitting it, but it scares me too. Which is why I KNOW that Ares isn’t behind
it!”
“What
does how YOU feel effect Ares?” Artemis asked on the verge of tears.
“Ares knows everything there is to know about me. Boy, that’s a scary thought.”
She added as an afterthought. “Anyway, Ares would never do anything if he
thought it would ruin his chances to get his ‘priced warlord back!’” ‘Ooh, I
hope they bought that’ Xena thought, KNOWING that he didn’t care about the
warlord thing anymore.
“OH Warrior Babe that is sooooooo way NOT true! And you know it!!” Aphrodite
yelled as she jumped out of her chair, she realized what Xena meant as soon as
she was done.
“Aphrodite!” Xena growled, giving her ‘the look.’
“Ha!” Aphrodite laughed nervously. “Ignore the blond!” She sat down and shut up.
“Xena, what makes you think that Ares would make a decision based around YOUR
happiness? And what makes you so sure that you can trust him?” Zeus asked.
“Three reasons.” Xena said. “One, DISCORD has ALWAYS hated the amazons, does
Ares? NO! Two, he said he didn’t do it! And three…” Xena REALLY didn’t want to
admit this but she knew she had to if she was going to save Ares.
“Three?” Zeus asked, curious to what she was going to say. Xena swallowed hard.
“I LOVE HIM!” She blurted out. “He loves me!”
“War is NOT capable of love!” Zeus said very matter-of-factly.
“How would YOU know?” Xena spat at him feeling the urge to get protective. “He
was shot by a poisoned arrow, that’s why he’s dieing. The arrow was headed
towards ME and he threw himself in front of it.” Xena said lowering her head
slightly feeling responsible. “If that’s not enough proof, ask her!” Xena said
motioning with her head towards Aphrodite.
“Well?” Zeus asked.
“Ex squeeze me, Warrior Babe.” She said walking up to her. “Take a seat, my
turn to talk.” Xena smiled at her friend and sat in Aphrodite’s throne.
“It’s love!” Aphrodite said. “Plain and simple. You want proof, I got proof!
When Xe was in Callisto’s body she didn’t have to help Ares. The night before I
went to her and offered to change her back myself, she said that she had to
help Ares. Ares is a part of her, he makes up who she is. Now, you’ve ALL seen
him, do you honestly think that he could be that obsessed over a warlord?
Because it sounds to me like what he wants is the woman.” Aphrodite looked at
Xena who gave her a smile. “Daddy.” Aphrodite continued. “Look at her. Look at
Xena. The best warrior I’ve met, the world’s GREATEST hero, and YES she beats
Hercules on that one!” She added knowing that her father would stand up for his
son. “She came here to BEG that you spare Ares’ life. Not ask, not demand, BEG!
She doesn’t worship us, and she has just about as much respect for us as
Hercules does. Does that tell you NOTHING?”
“Xena!” Zeus said. “You really believe that Ares is innocent?” Xena nodded.
“And you believe that his love is true?”
“I know it is.” Xena answered.
“Come, bring this back to Ares.” Zeus said pulling out Ares’ sword. Xena
smiled, walked up to Zeus and took the sword.
“I admire you for this my child.” Hera said.
“Thanks!” Xena smiled at her. Xena then walked down to Aphrodite who squealed
as the Warrior Princess pulled her into a tight hug.
“THANK YOU!” She whispered.
“Anything for you Warrior Babe, anything for you.” She said stroking her
friends’ hair. “Come on now, I just hope we aren’t too late!”
Aphrodite and Xena appeared at the campsite. Ares was asleep and Ephiny was
sitting next to him, watching him. She looked up as soon as they entered.
“Xena!” She ran up to her friend and hugged her.
“Hey Eph.”
“Ya get it?” Ephiny asked pulling out of the hug.
“I got it!” Xena walked over to Ares and brushed his cheek with her hand. He
slowly woke up.
“Hey big guy.” She said.
“Xena.”
“I got something here for you.” She smiled and out the sword in his hand. As
she did so the power of immortality went from the sword to Ares and he was once
again a God, but most importantly, he was alive! The two looked at each other
for a minute. Then Aphrodite started to talk once she saw the looks in their
eyes.
“Umm, I got to go I got a… Hair appointment! See ya!” She disappeared.
“Yeah!” Ephiny said. “And I have to… Yeah.” She walked away from the campsite
giving them privacy. Ares stood up and looked Xena in the eye.
“You didn’t have to do this!” He said.
“Yes I did!”
“Greater Good? A life for a life?”
“No! Some things rank higher than the greater good.”
“Like what?”
“Like this.” Xena kissed him and he transported them to his palace on Olympus.
Xena returned the next morning to Ephiny and their campsite, anxious for the
next time she would see him.
The End