Music!  Episode 1-Tech-god-no!
Whakum

    It's a crying shame how low people have gone in the music industry these days.  There was an old son, slow and mellow, by a man named Bryan Adams.  The song was romantic anc beautiful, the lyrics full of life.  Then it changed.  A young girl calling herself "DJ Sammy" stole the lyrics and set the song to a hideous combination of skipping records, an adequate voice, and a tempo thrice that of the original work.  Some lyrics were omitted, while others viciously repeated.

This music is all I don't want,
When I'm sitting at my PC.
I'm finding it hard to believe
This is "Heaven"

    If you'll notice in the last actual paragraph, I mentioned that the so-called "DJ Sammy" had an adequate voice.  This is true.  If the people who sang for Techno cuts sang for regular music, they might actually be more widely accepted than they are now.