You've all dreaded the day. Well, now it's here. The long awaited, frequently ridiculed... Musin'
Whakum

    If Muses start musin', they'll get a contusion. A muse's contusion's a bad sort of bruisin'. You get such a bruisin' from choosin' to be musin', since musin' is usin' too much of your brain.
      Musin' while cruisin' will cause much confusion, and in that confusion, you'll get a contusion. And musin' while boozin' is not good at all, 'cause musin' and boozin' cause lots of confusion, like "Why is this dead guy inside my front hall?"
     Now musin' ain't a musin' if you get a contusion. Because a contusion, it hurts really bad. So when you are musin' just stick to your musin' or you'll get a contusion, which causes much pain. If you do too much musin', your mind you'll be losin' from all those contusions; the state's called insane!

Fin
Dedicated to all those people who lost their minds as a result of reading this. Sorry.