Contact Information/Bios

Whakum-the angel and lazy one.  Masterminds the fiction section and Revelation Reborn.  Suggestions for fiction/stories themselves should go here.

Conterez-the human and developer of Nintendo Universe.  The one with the most updates. Draw your own conclusions.

Flammable-the poster child for Ritalin with a sense of humor like a corkscrew.  Twisted creator of Random Insanity.

Phantom Updater-some wierdo who decided to hack into our site and demand membership. Little is know about him except we hear he's some sort of traveling insurance salesman. What does that tell you?

General guidelines:
Don't send us anything slanderous, idiotic, or insulting the site.  If you insult the site, why are you here?  Conterez is particularly against things like that, so he's handling all the people who don't follow the rules.  When he gets mad...he gets mad.
Secondly, don't go sending us advertisements, chain letters, photographs, or music files unless we give the OK.  Online inboxes are small, and not everybody has a cable modem. (Conterez: "Ha! You and your pathetic dialups.") We can't go using all our time to download files and better the site, because then what limited social lives we have go down the tubes.  We hope you understand. So, if that's all set...

Whakum
Conterez
Flammable
Phantom Updater

Note from Whakum.  Don't ask us where we come up with these names.  I'm serious.  Don't.  And above all, don't confuse the three of us with each other.  It's messy clean-up.