2002 Archives



12/26- Merry Boxing Day! I got a lot of loot including an MP3 player for Christmas! I'm happy! The link works now, folks. I lost power when the file was uploading before. Dang thing. To make it up to you, I'll now start a poem!
All: No, anything but that!!!
Relax, fools. It's not that long.

Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
No electronics were stirring,
Except for my mouse.
I spurred on my modem,
To go ever faster
That was my goal.
My objective to master.
Why did I leave my shopping until now?
There had to be some way to do it...but how?
My fingers were flying,
I typed the address.
I had finally found a way out of this mess!
Out from my laptop there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my door,
Just to quiet the matter.
The page had finished,
For my toll had begun,
I modified Santa's list,
Just to suit everyone.
Some new slippers here,
A video game there,
I saved the alterations,
And lept from my chair.
Not a moment too soon, I heard noise on the roof,
The pounding of reindeer,
All stamping their hooves.
A brief moment later, And the ruckus was gone,
I heard a small voice,
Ringing out from the dawn.
"Merry Christmas to all," It said,
Making the world right.
Then it boomed out once more,
"And to all a good night."


12/23- [James Earl Jones impersonation] HO HO HO! [End impersonation]
Everybody: Whakum, that was pathetic.
No more so than Phantom's 'Secedin''
Phantom: Hey! That's not nice!
Due to the combined labors of Phantom and myself, we bring you a new thing...the latest 1AM...because it's Christmas. Heck, we need to do something! Enjoy!

12/16- I HAVE RETURNED! I found time so I created episode ten to Nintendo Universe. It's in my file. I am also starting construction for more cards. So keep watching.

12/8- Phantom returns to Miscellany with a fun thing for everyone...Secedin'! Yes, it's the long-awaited sequel to Whakum's "Musin'".
12/2-Ack! It's December already! I haven't even done my Christmas shopping! Ack! Whakum! Beware! In a day or so, I shall infringe upon your territory! Phantom returns with a vengeance, and possibly, just maaaaaybe, an actual comic.

11/10- MELEE! *punches Whakum* Alright Mr. Perfect, what did I spell wrong?
11/9-Holy grammatical errors! You guys are terrible! TERRIBLE! Seriously, I can count no less than six spelling errors in the past two updates. Mine are always spelled correctly, at least. Fools. And look, another couple of 1AMs too! Perfectly spelled as well, might I add. And Dreamcast is a perfectly good system, it just happens to be the victim of circumstance. Coming soon:
-A 1AM listing the things stolen from Dreamcast.
-Another episode of RR.
-Another fun story for all to read.
Hey, why not do the last one right now?!

11/2- We won the JV qiuzbowl tournament at Hartland! YAY! Me, Whakum and two of our friends (yes, we have friends) won for Churchill JV. Churchill varsity got second place. I would like to thank Ms. Buda, Mr. Coates, Mr. Morawa, Dr. Serri, and Mr. Hughes for teaching us stuff, and Mrs. Granowitz and Ms. Delaqua for being our coaches. Anyone who's reading this actually care? No? Didn't think so.
10/31-Hooraay! It's Halloween! And for a special halloween suprise you have to say the magic words. All- Tick or Treat! Conterez- Good job! And the suprise is: ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Sorry, but the Cross-country season is over and I'm just getting my life under control. Hopefully I'll be able to get something up in a couple of weeks. Anyway, enjoy wasting your parents money on dental bills!

10/14- Yay! today's my birthday! I got a GAMECUBE! MWAHAHA! That makes Whakum the only on of the original three members (i don't know if Phantom has one) that doesn't have a Gamecube (or any next-gen system at all, for that matter. I think he may have Dreamcast, but Dreamcast sucks!). MWAHAHA! I laugh at you, Whakum!
Whakum- At least I'm better looking than you.
Me- That's why you have such bad luck. Every time you look in a mirror, it breaks! As for the TMS test, I got Knuckles, victim of Sonic's gayness, which is true, because Whakum always sics his gay friend on me. And, like any intelligent strait person, I'm a homophobe. Oh, and yes, I actually am updating! You are not dreaming. Ciao!
10/14- I really don't think you should talk Whakum, for a number of reasons. 1) I'm the number 2 Cross-Country Runner in the whole dang school, which takes a large amount of stamina, both physical and mental. 2) It takes a whole lot more than a pretty face (which, I must say, none of us have.) to make it as far as I think I have achieved in my life. 3) I believe that when I took the test for you, you came out being Sonic. THE GAY GUY! Then when you took it, you were Apple, THE ALCHOLIC! I really think that you should not ridicule me for something when in the first place it is symbollically true, and in the second place you were put in an even worse condition. Let's see you try to run even a sixteenth of what I do. In fact, I don't even know what the word 'goober' means, so shut up!

10/12- Here's what it should say. Power? Riiiiight. Unbelievable skill. (You won't believe how bad it is.) No doubting that third sentence. His lack of power will frustrate even himself, and he'll ignore it all just to have a good time. The road of life is long, so let's make it longer and more needlessly complicated!If it can be done, it can be done poorly, but he'll have fun doing it or die trying. New 1AM.

10/11/02- Ya, I know, it's been forever since I updated, but I have had way too much to do. I have an English Report, a Physics project, my mom's breathing down my neck, and I'm the number two runner on the Churchill cross-country varsity team. So I have had so much to do I haven't had any time to do much of anything concerning this site. But just to let you know....
I am...
- Power. Might. Un-believable skill. And, a complete goober. My power amazes even myself, but I’ll ignore all those things just for a good time. The road of life is too short so make it bigger, make it better. If it can be done, it can be done well, and still have fun in the process.
Which TMS! character are you?
I hope to have enough time to do something worth while soon. Bye!

10/10-Boy! When was the last time one of you mooks updated this dump, eh? Pathetic! Well, I got news for you! Behold! A visit counter! Go to the bottom of the page! Idiot Conterez! We are not making a series of fake Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards yet! We have comics that need work still! Forget not who actually runs this dump! Also, I've gotten too much negative feedback about the "New version" posted by Phantom, so I'm taking it down. Phantom, you've got three days to save what you need!

9/25- Hah! Another Episode of RR hits the net!
Phantom- Took long enough...
Hey, who are you to be talking?
9/24- You're busy? RR hasn't seen a new episode in I don't know how long. My stories and the 1AM Archives are more frequently updated than the other comics on this site, however. Ah, life is good. Note: All pictures on the site larger than 100 by 100 pixels shall now be saved as jpgs. Larger files = better quality.

9/24- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Complain all you like. I'm a busy person, here! Update the regular main page next time so I don't have to jockey your update. PS: I'll gladly pay my share. In fact, since I'm such a nice guy, I'll pay double what I'm paying now!

9/22- The new site is okay. But, if you're going to be a staff member, you actually have to write a comic (which is more that most of us do). Oh, by the way, as an official staff member you have to chip in some cash for the new site location! Thank you for joining and reducing our individual payments!

9/22-Official, eh? Well, then... I guess it's time to reveal the official NEW VERSION OF MISCELLANY! View the new version here. If you don't like it, e-mail me.

9/20- Okay, ladies and gents, we have an announcement to make. Drum roll, please... The web personality currently known as the Phantom Updater is now an official staff member of Miscellany Online. Please treat his updates with the same respect that you would treat ours. Thank you.

9/20- Look who's Ba-ack! And there is no such thing as hacking if I already know the password! It's logging in proactively! Three days, kids. Three days.

9/18- I just read over the rules of the site, located in the Contact section, and it turns out that it does not say "No Hacking". If we add it, we can't nail PU on it because that would be ex post facto, meaning you can't make a rule and bust a violator if they commited their crime before the rule was instated. So PU goes free, but I'm adding it to the rules.
9/17- I was successful in bringing damage to our updating 'friend'. I sought out and deleted his only copy of the symbol he's been using. He even personally e-mailed me saying that he was upset. HO-HA!
9/17- I have, and will, delete all updates made by those who are not official staff members. Okay, so maybe I am just a bad Sonic recolor. I'm planning to improve soon. Oh, by the way, PU, you claim to have a comic. Let's see it. We may let you join the site more willingly.
9/15-Wow, two updates in two days? From ME? Wierd, eh? This time it's about an exciting new feature of the site...drum roll please...Director Movies! Yes, that's right, for a permanent time, we've got Director Movies. For those of you who don't know, Director is the Macromedia Shockwave movie studio. Go and watch my second movie!

9/14 (again) Who does he think he is? Phantom Updater must be a good hacker. I'm changing the password. Flame-boy better do the same, as that was his prototype Icon used by Mr. P.U. You'd better watch out, Flame. He's good.

9/11-Whakum: Today is a very sad day...
Contrez: Yep, today is-
Flame:Remember the Alamo!
Whakum: What?!
Conterez: You twit!
Flame: Oh... oops. Hey, what are you doing with those salamis? Okay, put them down now. NOOOOOO!!! OW! HURT! PAIN!
Conterez: That'll teach him.
Flame: Make the hurting stop... (Note: Sorry if you think that I'm an asshole by making a joke out of this, because I am, but I'm one of those people who makes a joke out of life in general.)
9/10 Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into. I can't, repeat can't fix this. This is all your fault! You shall pay for your foolishness by being publicly humiliated in my [yes, Flame-boy, you're reading it right] upcoming web comic, which will indeed have updates, entitled... Behind The Scenes! Two parts truth to one part fiction. Features everything that our viewers, limited though they be, wouldn't see. Well, almost everything. As for Conterez's earlier message,[looks down] Oh, give me a break! I didn't actually click the order button, and it was vvv HIS vvv foolishness that caused the main page to disappear, not mine. New 1AM.
9/7 I think I did something wrong. I'll get our web slave to fix this. (Whakum). Anyway, this is Conterez saying that the web move was unsuccesful. Whakum wanted to go somewhere that cost $50 more than expected. Idiot. We have new plans now. Like making our own line of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I made one for you to see. It's in my comic section along with an new Nintendo Universe. I'll try to make more If I get time. But I'm not promising anything.