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Alright, since I know you want to hear EVERYTHING, I'll start at the beginning... My group for National History Day won 3rd in the regional competition so then we progressed to the State competition that I had the honor of enjoying last time. Here's the jist of states for you lazy people... 2 days.. 15 minutes of History Day-ing the first day and 40 minutes of sitting listening to shitty jokes on the second day.. and then the rest of the time we are given freedom to roam Penn State and State College. Yeah.. Anyhoo, We left at about 7:45 because the busses were late and the ride there was nowhere as fun as the ride back (I'll get to that) and by the time we got there we wasted some time registering and then it was us out and free. We checked in with Knoedler and spent about 2.5 minutes at the arcade in which Aaron and I got through the first third of Time Crisis 2 and then went to get dressed for our presentation. Okay you dont care about the presentation blah blah.. Back to randomness.. we built an army (Aaron, Me, Bendas, Chris, Kyle, Walker, and Brownie) and set out on a walking mission to PlayLand. The big as hell arcade that sits right outside the campus walls.

I made sure to embarass myself fully on the Pump-it-Up machine that was there (It turns out that mad as hell DDR skills do NOT cross over to Pump-it-Up immediately), and I also beat Time Crisis while at the same time dominating Aaron's score since I'm such a beast w/ my burst fire and all that crap. So after that second TC spree I walk over to find the most twisted game EVER, here's the premise: The world is in fear and the skies have darkened as the great and evil wizard Worlorck has harnessed the power of the mighty Wisdom Stone. Using his power over the stone he sends out his huge armies of monsters to terrorize the world. "They surround the villiagers and procede to *gasp!* ask them very difficult questions, those who do not answer correctly are promptly eaten" (minus the *gasp!* that was a direct quote from the little intro). I instantly fell in love with the idea of the game and placed my money and chose the Ninja as my character because he got a 1.5 second time bonus on his questions and he looked really cool. My character appeared on what looked like a row of properties such as that in Monopoly except they were "monsters". A dice was rolled and I moved foreward 6 spaces to fight a "Mage" It then proceeded to ask me what type of quiz question I wished to answer. With a list of 12 or so with nothing marking each choice except a blue square and a number, I discovered that with only 4 buttons on the arcade machine (none of them blue mind you) I was forced to take the only other possible alternative, and proceeded to slap the buttons until they replied with "Pop Culture" This game then proceeded to ask my little ninja increasingly difficult multiple-choice questions about things such as Sanford and Son and who was the current wife of some unheard of celebrity (way to go with the timeless games eh?), Luckily my slapping technique earned me survival and I then rolled a 2 on my movement die, only to reach the boss of the big stretch of monsters, the Wyvern. Since I was already stuck on Pop Culture I unfortunately died slapping and was soon eaten in a horribly made little eating animation of some nondescript monster (quite definitely not the wyvern who questioned me to death) proceeded to walk through me with its mouth open, where I was nowhere to be found on the other side. Angered, I tried again, this time choosing the mage who could change his genre once during each game.. wow.. anyway I start, and once again my virual die rolls a 6 and then a 2, and once again I slap my way to the Wyvern and die. After about 4 more 25 cent games of rolling a 6 and then a 2 and dying at the wyvern I decided to go slap some pinball machines.

Well, as for interesting things that happened that about ended it.. minus a few little mishaps on the busride back that included me as a ten cent man whore (Pictures coming soon).. but we wont get into that will we? Other than that.. nothing really worth your time happened other than my and that and my short-lived romance with that chick who does the art for w00t.. wassername?...
Other than that.. hmm.. Oh yes.. RAGNAROK ROXXORZ BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION!!!

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