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Story Time!
Lizz Burke
Café Conversations
March 15, 2002
Act 1
Scene One
(Rose, Alan, and Bob are carrying books, walking down a hallway. They are in the middle of a conversation)
Bob: Well, you need a life. You're fat and ugly and stupid.
Rose: Go look in a mirror, drummer boy. So, are you lazy couch potatoes actually going to socialize this Friday or sit on your butts at home watching Pok-e-man?
B: I think I'll just sit at home.
Alan: I'm going skating.
R: I don't know what I'm going to do, but I need to do something. I'm so bored!
B: Actually, I am going to the mall . .
R: A-ha! The bum has decided to get off his couch!
B: Yea, I guess. Umm, you want to come with us?
R: You airhead. One minute you're insulting me, the next you're inviting me to the mall.
A: I can backwards skate.
B: So, do you want to come? We're going to see Rollarball.
R: Really? I was going to see that, probably with Barbara Jean
B: Okay, that's cool. We can meet up.
A: I really like skating
B: I'll talk to you later, Rose
R: See you
Scene Two
(At the mall - Rose, Alan, Bob, and Barbara Jean are in a movie theater, all seated together)
Barbara Jean: That movie was great!
Rose: You airhead, that was just the previews.
Alan: Does this movie have skating in it?
Bob: Shut up!
BJ: Make me!
R: BJ . .
BJ: Shutting up.
Alan: When does the skating part start?
**72 minutes later**
Barbara Jean: Now can I say that movie was great?
Rose: You weren't even watching it, you were busy
BJ: Oh.
Bob: Yeah, busy chucking whoppers and popcorn at the people in front of us
BJ: He he, that was funny. That guy had popcorn in his hair
A: (excited) That movie had skating in it!
R: (sarcastic) That's right, Alan. Good job.
BJ: So where should we go now?
B: I'm going to harass the security guards. I'll see you guys later.
R: Bye
BJ: I saw some totally cute guys back there. I'm outta here!
A: I'm going to go skate.
R: I guess that leaves me all alone. **sigh** There, my best friends are an airhead, a skater, and . . and . . Bob.
Scene Three
(Rose is riding bikes with Bob)
Rose: (laughing) He actually did that? What an idiot. You really need some new friends, dude.
Bob: (also laughing) Well, some of my guys friends might be idiots. But they're my friends, no matter what kind of dimwitted situations they can get themselves into
Rose: Are you always the one that keeps them out of trouble?
Bob: Hell no! I'm always right there in front of them, the biggest idiot of them all! (he grins)
Rose: You need some counseling
Bob: Rose?
Rose: Yeah?
B: Can I ask you something? I didn't want to say this in front of anyone else, but . . .
The story ends here. You decide what Bob asks Rose. Write a paragraph with 13,747 supporting sentences. Make sure it follows the Pennsylvania State Reading Assessment rubric. You must get a 7 out of 5 to pass.
Remember to:
Explain the color bikes they were
riding and why you think they were riding that color bike.
Explain why you think Alan wants to go skating so much
Include your own experiences of throwing popcorn at people in movie theaters
Write neatly and clearly
Use only the space provided
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Use only the space above, include all your information
Endings
(For those of you who live inside your box and must have an ending written by the author)
ALTERNATE ENDING A
B: . . .would you go to the 7th grade dance with me?
R: (mutter) Skitso (to Bob) Sure. I've been looking for someone to go with. I was going to go with Hickory Zefenkul, but I guess the "most popular guy in school" isn't half-bad either . . (They ride their bikes off into the sunset)
ALTERNATE ENDING B
B: . . why are you so annoying? I mean, you're always around people. Can’t you ever just shut up? I would hang around with you more, but you're such a geek, being in that GT program and all. And -
R: (slaps Bob and rides away)
B: Wait! I didn't mean it! Come back! Do you want to go see a movie Friday?
NOTE: Skitso is short for skitsofrantic, a multi-personality disorder.
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