Lizz's Comments:
Since Zach-0 here seems to think he's the only one that writes these rants I'm going to do one just to prove him wrong. Dun cha just love me? Um, yes, well, this whole no-masturbating-bet thing is really getting annoying. SPECIALLY with everyone trying to make me break it. Bwa ha ha though, I have a secret weapon. Strawberry ice cream with mango chunks. ^_^ This satisfies me almost as much.

Anyway, the whole undressing thing in Zach's last rant -_- was pure fantasy. XP They wish. As for the whole furry thing . . I have NO idea WHAT he's talking about. O:-) Well, maybe I do. All you readers (which amounts to about me and Zach-0) will just have to wait and find out. Okay and I'm not going to finish the rant because it's like two in the morning, I'm tired, and I have to pee really, really badly. Latre!

Dont talk.. just send money!

w00t for w00t!!

Zach's Comments:
Here we are again, it seems to be that me and only me that write rants for this little comic. Probably because Lizz is nothing but a big old bag of artistic talent and jon has no emotions whatsoever.

To say anything, yes the comic characters are on strike, including me. The main reason for mine is because I'm afraid that Lizz is turning into a Furry Comic artist. Now I have nothing against the idea of bunnies with boobs except the whole.. umm.. bunnies with boobs thing.. (I thank Scott Kurtz for his fantastic strip and inspiration.

Yeah.. also we're working on creating a better version of the site.. and Lizz and Ross(a not comic character) are like trying to undress each other.. I'm helping.. for Lizz that is.

We're currently holding a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating (seinfeild anyone?). Currently we think Drew already lost, I'm still in the running, Lizz is trying very hard not to, and Jon gave up before it began.
As for Lizz's little "I'm no Furry!" plea. Dont listen to her. For I hold PROOF!!! LIZZ'S ORIGINAL COMIC SELF PORTRAIT!!! I officially surrender from the Rant War, While my powers may have given me the ability to overthrow my fine adversary, la (yes I realize that El sounds cooler but Lizz is so feminine and sexy that nobody would want to cross her [Contrary to popular beleif I was not paid off to say that... I was threatened]) Lizzington, I have instead decided to persue sleep instead. So with my loss I give the ceremonial ritual. WE'RE OFF
ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE
WE WILL BE NO STRANGER TO DANGER
THE SQUADREN WILL SHOW NO FEAR!! Oh yeah, and I love Lizz so much she's so cool.

!!t00w rof t00w