Why I oughta!
post by: Jon
Vacation is a peculiar
thing. You can spend an inordinate amount of time simply begging for
it, knowing full well it will be over at the exact moment the natural
defense you had against work related stress has faltered. This is exactly
what happened to me. Many a moon ago, Mel and I conjured up a plan of epic
proportions. We were to go on a trip, a “vacation”, free from the drudgery
of our parents or the time bomb of our friends. There was much arguing. In
time things began to settle down and we had accepted the fact that roughly
95% of all carbon based life-forms were dead set against our little
experiment. So we made reservations anyway and told everyone to go fuck
themselves. It worked amazingly well.
We went to Disney
World, if you must know. If you have something negative to say about that,
take a number and go fuck yourself. I happen to love the magic of Disney and
refuse to let my or your desensitized nature hinder that. The
characters are a part of my youth and that is something I will never give
up, no matter how immature or ridiculous that sounds. Furthermore, I pity
the fool who has lost connection with their inner child. Why don’t you go
smoke your “cigarettes” and get your “STDs.”
I was fortunate enough
to lock in a superb rate for my four day stay, which I considered to be an
uncharacteristic change in my luck. Mel and I had a wonderful time with NO
arguments or petty bitching. We did everything we wanted to do, from
Philharmagic (Donald Duck is the best!) to Star Wars Weekend at MGM (I
almost bought a “as real as you can get” lightsaber, but the force
money
was not with me).
All in all, it was
easily the best vacation I have ever had. I loved being with Mel the whole
time and realized how wonderfully we get along when people aren’t so busy
trying to put us down (You know who you are, you fuckers. Now that I have
realized this simple fact, expect a loss of about 90% of my attention), plus
I got to hang out with fuckin’ Storm Troopers!
STORM TROOPERS!
From Star Wars!
-DragonHelm
'Death is but a doorway, Time is but a
window, I'll be back!"
