<> The Santa Explaination

The Santa Explaination

Ok so we have santa here

And Santa gets a lot of questions. I'm here to answer one of them that my friend asked me. I think this is an important question:

What if Santa gets hurt while he's out?

Well, no need to worry because Santa has a fool-proof plan. Every 5 seconds Santa must page Mrs.Claus and let know that he is alright. If he doesn't page her she presses this lil button(you know like the ones people have to locate their phones when they can't find em) and finds out where he is. Once she knows that she hops on the backup sleigh, goes to Santa where she uses her kick arse magic abbility to help whatever his problem is, then sends him on his way. Normally, when santa gets hurt she can have him going again in 5 minutes tops. Also, for those of you who like to make everything difficult and say "What about when pagers weren't invented?" Well, I'll let you know that they have magic pagers, which were invented the day Mrs.Claus decided she didn't wnat him getting hurt and her being unable to to get in touch with him. This question is answered, as more questions are asked I shall answer them to because Santa is my best friend, and I feel the need to defend his good name.