Rachel: Duck Savior

RachiaThStampede: *stares at your profile* why the hell would you want to kill a duck!?
Thunderstorm137: because I want 20 million clams?
RachiaThStampede: oh
RachiaThStampede: why do you like clams so much?
Thunderstorm137: actually I'm not a fan of clams
Thunderstorm137: but I felt it made the most sense
RachiaThStampede: And why dont you threaten to kill a Seagull instead
RachiaThStampede: those are so stupid
RachiaThStampede: ducks kick ass
Thunderstorm137: because ducks are more lovable
Thunderstorm137: exactly!
RachiaThStampede: theyre like, second best to Penguins
Thunderstorm137: so people would be more likely to put the effort into save em
Thunderstorm137: penguins are tied as my fav animals so I'm not ganna threaten em
RachiaThStampede: yeah, but where the hell is someone gonna get 20 million clams in time to save the lovable duck?
Thunderstorm137: I'm teaching peope to get creative
RachiaThStampede: yes, but some people dont have the mental capacity for creativity
RachiaThStampede: so a helpless duck is gonna die
RachiaThStampede: ITS JUST NOT RIGHT, DAMNIT!
Thunderstorm137: everyone has the imagination to save the duck
Thunderstorm137: they must put it to use
Thunderstorm137: will you save the duck mitsugochan?
RachiaThStampede: damn straight
RachiaThStampede: i will save everyone!
RachiaThStampede: LOVE AND PEACE!
Thunderstorm137: *salutes* good luck to you
RachiaThStampede: *nods*
RachiaThStampede: *blinks* did we seriously just have that conversation?