What Is It?
Rules
4/6  
The pieces of the sbam are placed on the map after they are retrieved whena formal ends. The first few turns of round one are played.
It begins:
Preface
4/5
  The many hour process of setting up the Sbam commensed albeit without many of the pieces. A tarp was placed down and much ducktape used.
  As noted later, much of this war is through Russian eyes. It will also be noted that this book is historically accurate. Finally it should be noted that if you argue with this factual history it is off to the gulags.
P.S. Sorry about all the vets. Also ignore all notes about Yetis.
Round I
Fall 1939
Weather Clear
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 25 | - | - | ------ | ----- | ----- | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Italy | 13 | - | - | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Japan | 26 | - | - | ------- | ----- | ----- | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Britain | 50 | - | - | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
France | 26 | - | - | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 36 | - | - | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 19 | - | - | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 39 | - | - | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 131 | - | - | ||||||||
Axis | 64 | - | - |
  As I roll my 6 I think I've already lost the war and we are still in turn one, part 1.   So with the first major action a failure I eventually rise from the floor and Germany invades a number of neutrals countrys being that Germany is not actually at war with anyone yet. Germany is required to attack Poland so it sends a plethora of SFI, Fighters, infantry etc at it. If I failed on Poland I was conceding right then.
  Germany also invades Denmark, Belguim, Netherlands, and Luxenburg.
  Sergent Grover led the Nazi troops to an easy victory in Poland and the rest of the lands all fell to the Germans.
  The Dutch, Belguim, and Danish government all fell causing some more rolls. I got some more 6's on the ones that would have netted Germany land allowing Greenland, Iceland, Congo (Damn I wanted the monkeys), and some other African territories to become British. However on the rolls that effected Japan, the ones concerning the Dutch colonies off of Asia, I rolled perfectly giving Japan the entire West Indes including 3 ipc Indonesia. The only German territory captured was Suriname. As long as I don't roll for myself I'm fine.
  The British and French react to the German assaults by both declaring war on Germany.
*France Declares War on Germany*
Italy
  Due to Iraq turning Italian the Japanese get to roll to influence Iraq to turn German. (So the Japanese roll so the Germans can get something in the aftermath of Italy conquering a territory. Makes sense...) while the British can roll to get Saudi Arabian on its side. The Japanese were successful while the Brits failed. Iraq becomes German. Saudi Arabia remains neutral.
  Again reactions roll commense with similar results for the Brits.
  The axis get some more money from European sympothsizers as Italy's turn ends
  Germany and Italy both get to roll reactions against the British.
  Britain is already at war with its European counterparts so it begins by rolling against the Japanese an getting a 6. After failing on its technology try (they get one since Britain is at was) Britain attempts to take back some of the African territory controlled by the Italians. Egypt and Italian Somolia fall to the British lowering Italy's IPC value to below its starting point. Britain rearranges some units to prepare for battle with the Germans and gives way to the French.
*Italy Declares War on Britain*
  The next step for Japan is to begin its conquest of China. It invades Mongolia a neutral for strategic positioning as it touches much of China (and perhaps later access to Russia) Japan also invades the territory called China. Japan takes the would be Chinese Capitol if China was allowed one. Due to almost all Chinese territories being assigned to this territory Japan also gets most of the Chinese money. Since China would of been pretty much dead entirely under the original rules the idea of a shadow factory is created to help them out. This is the first of many revisions to the rules as this is the first time the SBAM is being playtested.
4/12
Day Two of War
  Russia also splits her dice but against th Germans and Japanese. Russia is trying to avoid becoming in tension with either since Russia gets money from both and loses it when in tension or war. After rolling and some previous influence rolls the Russians are at 7 against the Germans and 6 against Japan. Russia makes an influence roll against Turkey. Again no Italian food no success. Russia also takes the very Northwest corner of China and then ends her turn.
  Since we are in 1939 the U.S. isn't gonna be doing much for a while. U.S. splits its rolls between Germany and Italy. Their only offensive action was an attempted influence of Brazil. As I was not present Kenny had the Germans attempt to block it. This worked beautifully as AntiJoel rolled a 6. (Ah sweet sweet revenge. Doesn't quite make up for Spain but it certainly helps) U.S. gets to make reaction rolls against the Germans for their own blundering. After them U.S. is at 11 against Germany, 5 against Italy, 3 against Japan and 2 against Russia (for the Chinese invasion)
  China rolled for the nationlists and the Communists to attempt to resolve their civil war. The communists took an early 4-1 advantage. However China was too stunned by the loss of their factory in China to mount any successful offensives. They collected their little money and their turn ended with the completion of round 1 of the SBAM.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 37 | 25 | +12 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Italy | 12 | 13 | -1 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Japan | 34 | 26 | +8 | ------- | ----- | ----- | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Britain | 62 | 50 | +12 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
France | 29 | 26 | +3 | War | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 36 | 36 | 0 | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 16 | 19 | -3 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 40 | 39 | +1 | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 143 | 131 | +12 | ||||||||
Axis | 83 | 64 | +19 |
Round 2
Winter 1939
  A Journal is acquired (with musical nots on the cover no less) to be used as an official War Journal, The previous events of war are logged.
  The Germans second turn was indeed rather uneventful. Germnany's plan of taking the rest of the neutrals in Europe is cancelled due to realization that they are all giving Germany money anyway or they are well Switzerland. Germany attempts to influence Sweden to join her cause and this time actually succeeds (If Sweden would of gone British..) Germany uses its bought sfis and infantry and its rails to reinforce the French German border and hands its turn off to the Italians.
Italy
  Italy got revenge on Britain taking back Egypt and Italian Somalia. Italy also takes French West Africa from the French (Won't look as stupid once Italy wins the game through an African conquest)
  Russia attempts to combine forces with Turkey and is not blocked by Japan much to the dismay of Germany. (Germany could of gotten control of Turkey if Japan attempted to intrude) Russia is successful no their request and rejoices. Germany and Britain make reaction rolls. Russia next places a Partisan in Oman to frustrate Italy and ends her second turn
  The great Russian Empire has succeeded in expanding its glorious borders. The native Yeti population rejoices. Because spring is appiving the Yetis are entering hibernation. They shall return next weekend
  P.S. Screw Canada and the French
  Britain rolls against Japan upping her total by 7 to 13. After a failed tech roll Britain attempts to take the Oman back from the Italians. While Britain successfully kills the only unit defending Oman, Britain does not have any alive infantry left to take custody of the land allowing it to remain Italian property. ( Russia however notes it can build a partisan in Oman making it Russian) Finally Britain non-coms (moves in the noncombat move stage) a couple of units into Papa New Guinea. Now it is time for tea.
  France rolls both dice against Japan adding an incredible two to their total. (Another 38 rolls or so and they are at war) France fails on their free tech roll. (This is because they are drunk; drunk and stupid) Their next move is to to strap bomb the Ruhr Valley causing the Germans to lose 4 ipcs. The French furthermore try to regain French W. Africa. While the battle costs the French four infantry it is still successful and French W. Africa is once again French. ( Next time I take it need to rename it Italian East Africa at the very least)
  The glorious mother country finally gets to take its turn. Life is good.
  U.S, rolls against Japan in order to tryu to have the U.S. able to make the sneak attack this time around. According to russian sources the U.S. used its building phase to produce refridgerrators and razor blades. Mexico and its colony join the U.S. side in the war since they have nothing better to do. America has no more actions cause this was isn't gonna effect her anyway...
  A look at all the fruity cereal available in a Democratic supermarket leads to the nationlists evening up the civil war. Since this difference between the two sides needs to be 20 and its now 0 it is gonna be a long war. China can't much else for due to weather its infantry would all attack on 0 this turn.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 37 | 37 | 0 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Italy | 15 | 12 | +3 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Japan | 39 | 34 | +5 | ------- | ----- | ----- | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor |
Britain | 62 | 62 | 0 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
France | 30 | 29 | +1 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 39 | 36 | +3 | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 13 | 16 | -3 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 44 | 40 | +4 | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 144 | 143 | +1 | ||||||||
Axis | 91 | 83 | +8 |
  Russia's. infantry performed wonderfully, killing two fins. Take that. It should be noted this is due to the clear weather. Current inf/sfi count 45.
 At this point Gordo enters the war as China
  Japan fails to locate the Chinese transport. Next Japan attempts to take the rest of the Chinese coastline. Kwantung and Kiengsi fall quickly behind the might of the Emperor. Japan captures 4 ipcs and cuts the loan chinese transport off from the rest of China. This transport represents the entire starting and remaining Chinese fleet. U.S. rolls poorly in response to the Japanese assault on China.
 
Germany
  Out of Ruhr Valley, Berlin, Bavaria and elsewhere they came gathering up might and courage as they entered French homelands. There was no fear in there eyes for they were Germans and this is the part of the war that the history books concentrate on. More then a dozen infantry, 13 sfi, fighters, tanks, and Bombers stormed the land which makes really good hot dogs with cheese spread (mouth waters), but has little else in redeeming qualities. A fighter was shot down by an AA gun, but they were not detered and soon the French remaining were few and far between. While infantry were sacrficed, every SFI had used their extra training of not standing in front of loaded guns to remain amoung the count of living. And went the dust settled, the German flagged was raised in the streets of Paris and the children celebrated with latkas and dreidels. (Note: the celebrating items were rewritten in order to be more politically correct and keep the damn Americans out of the war.)
  So I was on the Northern party sub when I heard France fell to the Germans. The moral of the story is, Russia needs to help "liberate" vichy France. My generals tell me Madegascar is left unprotected. I will have to send assistance if the British can not fix this problem.
P.S. Camus is crying, I guess ze Germans won in France.
  At this point the Japanese take it upon themselves to record the events relating to the invasion of the ill-bred French infidels by our wise allies, the glorious German Reich their many shiny Panzer tanks and big honkin bombers.
  The Japanese weren't paying much attention to the European conflict at this point, it being "way the hell over that way." But we have gleaned enough information from German accounts to put together a good composite of what happened.
  Bascially, the Germans invaded France. Initially, the French put up a good defense, until they realised, to their horror, that they were French, and therefore sucked. Their armies screamed like little girls, and then they got mowed over by many shiny Panzar tanks.
  With cries of "Yatta!", the Germans rounded up and subdued the French people, who, they they found, were easy to identify, being as they spoke French all the time. The Germans started singing, "Is so easy, happy go-oh lucky..." "The germans reveled in their revenge; the french wept in their defeat; and the British gathered up their courage, for now they stood alone. -Stolen Quote! So that's what happened with France. The emperor is pleased with the success of our allies, and the fact that France now sucks more then Italy (yes such a thing is possible) But, as this affects the Greater Asian coprosperity Sphere we're not really all that sure
  And where the hell are the Evas?
  Ah our allies to the north do well. While the ignorant outsider may think this is due to the might of the First Reich, the German domination is really allowed by the fact that the French are distracted. For France knows and fears that before long all of Africa will be saluting to the Italian flag. Germany took advantage of this and for that we salute them. They may not have our resources but still are proficent at getting things done. The processed blocked off some routes to us as Vichy territories cannot be invaded by the axis. But we will work around this, and in time, when France goes back to the allies, Italy will be their to knock the French and British out once and for all, and claim the war in the name of mighty rejuvinated Roman Empire.
  Oh and Italy DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!
  The Americans at press time are unaware that France has been invaded. They do have some vague idea that France is in fact a country and is probably located in Europe.
  Germany due to their economic dominance and mild luck established a Vichy government in southern France which was still controlled by the French. Those armies became unusuable until the territory was liberated by the allies or Germany declares war on the Vichy. The rest of the French territories are rolled for highlights include Belguim and Syria remaining under control of the free French while Algeria which controlled the only remaining French factory became Vichy. In all Germany's economic interests went up nearly 20 this turn as they acquire all Vichy money.
  Although America remains oblivious to the current World Affairs their is a 3 cent increase in national gas cost average and Germany, being not a large supplier of fuel, seems as good as anyone to blame, so U.S. fires 6 warning shots putting them into tension with the Jewish Nazis.
  Eva steps on Mussolini causing.. Hold on this is not how I remember history and I will not stand for Russian Revisionism to control the outcome of this war. It all started when Srg Calzono reached the Italian French border of the remaining Ally occupied turf which had come under Vichy control rendering it dorment. The Srg was leading his troops across the border when he got radio that he was not to attack any Vichy French. "But they are French!" he cried "and therefore suck" not coming up with a worthwhile reason to leave them amoungst the living. He was told that the rest of the Vichy now scattered across the world were willing to stay neutral if their fellow Vichy remained unseized. The Srg complained, pointing out the suckyiess of the French (well mostly just said they suck a lot) but finally yielded to his captain. The Srg who's only purpose was to root out suckiness (from a tramatic early childhood experience with lollypops) was left without a mission in life. He put one more bullet through a french bread pizza and then turned the weapon upon himself saying goodbye to this harsh, harsh world.
  In other news a British Cruiser was captured and now sits in the Italian home harbor. Also their was that unfortunate failed conquest in Africa but no press is necessery on that.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! The French roll against the Russians to bring their grand total against them up to 6. (A black eye which will not soon be forgotten) HAHA they failed on their tech rolls, stupid frogs, I hope they choke on funmundu cheese! On a positive note did manage to take Netherlands from an assualt from Belguim. The battle in Brazil involved too much French death to report on as the axis remain in the western hemisphere.
 
Rolls 2 dice against the Germans and gets a 3 bringing the total to 44 out of a neede 45. So close yet so far perhaps a banjo duel is required. The U.S. now with not much to do stewed preparing for their invasion upon the axis.
 
Meanwhile an emergency world summit world leaders discussed how peace can come out of this situation. While nothing weas accomplished on this front the committeee did decide upon the renaming of some regions.   The vote on the last one was 181-1. (Damn so called partners in war)
Italy
  The Brits think about declaring war upon the Japanese but relent after some fish and chips soothe their appetite and decide instead to turn most of their attention towards saving Sealand. Britain African forces do however have movement invading and taking over Kenya. Their was also an assault on Gilbraltor although the only ones killed in the battle were the British.
 
 
China has 13 bucks. It buys a factory two battleship, an air craft carrier.... Oh wait Carl was barred from playing. China settles for 6 infantry to protect its remaining land. The Nationlist take the lead in the Civil War while BAKA! Mussilini is stepped on by an Eva in China. These appears to be unrelated events. Also Chiuna thanks to a roll of 6 takes some land back from the Japanese. Way to go Eskimos.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 55 | 37 | +18 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | Tension | Neutral | None |
Italy | 16 | 15 | +1 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | War | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Japan | 43 | 39 | +4 | ------- | ----- | ----- | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor |
Britain | 60 | 62 | -2 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
France | 14 | 30 | -16 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 39 | 39 | 0 | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 10 | 13 | -3 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 45 | 44 | +1 | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 123 | 144 | -21 | ||||||||
Axis | 114 | 91 | +23 |
Round 4
Summer 1940
 
The U.S. declares war on Germany causing more problems at reun.. I mean monkey island. The Americans also kicked the Germans out of Suriname leaving Brazil as the western hempshire's only represenitive to the axis (Perhaps it is time to send Mexico a letter. Yes America your assault on South America has brought us into tension. Go back to being isolationist and neutral or else!)
 
China with rejuvinated energy under its new leadership and American intervention goes to retake its Sudocapital of China. Due to another roll of 6 16 Chinese infantry storm the Japanese holding easily ousting their oppressor. Thanks to the American's influence they are now a more powerful entities and thus move closer towards communism.
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Germany
Yep the Germans liderhosen are a bit tight they bought a carrier
Stuff happened
People died
Sartre says it doesn't matter
Nixon says nothing because he is dead
So is Sartre, but that hasn't stopped him before
  The Germans dumped their own troops on the floor. They also use their ability to place subs anywhere to place a few off the coast of Canada. Norway gives a trounching due to tight liderhousen on the German part. On the bright side the Germans continued their western assault further south taking over Spain with the units which had captured France one season ago along with some reinforcements. (Ha you refuse to join the German cause then you will be conquered) Britain is down to Portugal and Norway as their main land European lands.
 
Germany also knocked the French out of mainland Europe taking both the Netherlands and Belguim. The remaining free french will not be taking there home land back anytime soon.
  Meanwhile back in the real world.. well atleast the more relevent fake world Italy got itself a new shiny battleship by air bombing an unprotected one off the coast of Africa. Also the Italian conquered Greece invading from the south causing Bulgaria to join with the axis.
 
Japan split its die rolls coming short of being at war with Britain though did get a 6 against the U.S. They tried to steal the British tech and failed though did get 6 bonzai attacks of which they only used a couple. They bought much infantry to flood the territories of China (like there isn't enough people there already) successfully taking a couple of territories including the one occupied by the U.S. They also sent a huge fleet to take out
China's lone transport and failed to find it, again.
Italy
 
That's a spicy meatball. "Artist" rendering of Yeti arm, Yeti Swipe! (do to the difficulty of computer reproduction of bad drawing we can not bring you the actual drawing at this time. Please consult your local war journal provider for assistence or go back to staring at the Kirbys) As seen in Yetiopolis. In Yetipolis there are no road, only ice, which they skate on. Yetis don't have opposite thumbs, which makes them a bit blue. (metaphorically and literally) So sometimes the townspeople mistake them for big hairy blueberrie: This is both horrifying and very funny.
 
Britain began its 4th turn by developing long range aircraft abilities. They air raid France as it is unprotected from that type of strike. (note to self protect France from airstrikes) Britain additionally built some more fighters to take advantage of there new longer range. They liberated some of vichy controlled territory in Africa. They also beefed up some of their pacific territories preparing for a Japanese invasion.
  France went but nobody really noticed.
Japan
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 60 | 55 | +5 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | Tension | Neutral | None |
Italy | 16 | 16 | 0 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | War | Neutral | Neutral | None |
Japan | 47 | 43 | +4 | ------- | ----- | ----- | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor |
Britain | 63 | 60 | +3 | War | War | Tension | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Long Range Aircraft |
France | 8 | 14 | -6 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 40 | 39 | +1 | War | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 8 | 10 | -2 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 46 | 45 | +1 | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 119 | 123 | -4 | ||||||||
Axis | 123 | 114 | +9 |
Japan declares war on Britain
  Attention: The following communique has been sent from our forces inb the west:
"Malaysia, India taken. British Aus/Africa supply chain shot. Awaiting further orders."
Yo, Britain: All YOUR BASE BELONG TO US! HAHAHAHAHA!
Tokyo - Our forces have won victory after glorious victory in the name of our wise Emperor. The Greater Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere has welcomed Szechwan, Tsingsai, Malaysia, Ceylon, the Solomen Islands, and India into its ranks. The Chinese are cowering in fear, and the British dogs are completely cut off from aid
News of our stunning success has enraged the imperialist American infidels, who have declared blood feud upon us. So be it; in addition to our Chinese and British fronts, full mobilization against the American scum will now commense
Onward to California! May the way of the hero lead to the Triforce!
Japan is STILL waiting for its Evas...
Japans turn would of been even more effective but Australia was not invadable due to the harsh never-ending winter. In response to the the given attacks Britain declared immediate war on the Japs. The U.S. was even more enraged calling for super duper instant war against its pacific rival. and quickly rounded up all employees at local Japanese establishments and threw them into nothingness (Well Montana but same diff)
  The U.S. now that it is at war with the Japanese can attack them anywhere in the world. It chooses to start in China to the surprise of all. 'Rumble in the Jungle' begins as Americans & Japanese run screaming at each other 6 U.S. infantry allow them to take back part of the Chinese coast and hand it over to the Communists.   Meanwhile on the other side of the world the U.S. sent agents 005, 006, and 008 into the forests of Brazil. While a couple of them were killed in action they led the U.S. to the denizen of the king. (the huge sign that said leader this way was a big help) The remaining spy tried to convince the Brazilian dictator, Getulio Vargas, that it was in his best to join with the allies. After a grueling debate the dictator agreed to join the allies. Seconds later american tanks rolled in destroying the dwelling and all the inhabinants. The U.S, needing to act quickly, institute a puppet government pretending the dictator is still alive and has "changed his mind" The axis are kicked out of Brazil. Monroe knew that if he was given a hundred years to prepare he would be able to succeed in his threat in his famous doctrine.   Two German subs were also shot down off the coast of Canada as the world gasps.. Canada did something.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 54 | 60 | -6 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | Tension | Long Range Aircraft |
Italy | 17 | 16 | +1 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | Tension | None |
Japan | 52 | 47 | +5 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Neutral | War | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor |
Britain | 62 | 63 | -1 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Long Range Aircraft |
France | 10 | 8 | +2 | War | War | Neutral | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
United States | 44 | 40 | +4 | War | Tension | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 8 | 8 | 0 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 46 | 46 | 0 | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 124 | 119 | +5 | ||||||||
Axis | 123 | 123 | 0 |
The preceding was a comment by Yaky, the Yak friend of the Russian Yeti's.
  Russia partisans Greece as part of the agreement it has ignored. Elsewhere in the world America is flashed by Britain... Britain gets reward.
  U.S. rolls 11 against Italy to bring them into tension with the Italians. The U.S. additonally takes French Guinea back from the Germans to really this time control their own hemisphere. Further west the 2nd battle of midway commensed as the U.S. send every plane and ship that could reach to get revenge upon the Japanese. The damage was massive on both sides as the U.S. lost most of its transporting ships and planes but managed to cause the Japanese to retreat back towards their homeland suffering more losses then they thought possible.
At this point the warring powers (sans Russia, who was gone already) wanted food. Naturally, the world leaders couldn't agree on food. So we went to India for food. Ah, India - another happy, satisfied member of the Greater Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere! Also of note, China (Gordo) couldn't decide what he wanted for food. This makes sense, since China, lacking a capital, can't make decisions for itself.
  Britain fails on its tech and does not roll war rolls but does take back Solomun Islands. Well I guess that makes someone happy atleast...
  The french develop the ability to make sturdier tanks (+1 def)now if they had any non-vichy tanks that might be useful. France also upgrades its Syrian factory to an upf to prepeare for further endeavors. Like surrendering again.
Through the massive Ramen available the Chinese see the benefits of Capitailism as the Nationilist increase their lead from 1 to 3. China is able to send one infantry to invade Szechwan.. controlled by 1 Japanese infantry. The two sides fired on each other, and again, and again... and it just goes on like that. Eventually on the fifth try an unidenified masked man puts them out of their misery killing them both and leaving Szechwan unoccupied but still in the control of the Japanese.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
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Germany | 57 | 54 | +3 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | Tension | Long Range Aircraft |
Italy | 19 | 17 | +2 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | Tension | None |
Japan | 59 | 52 | +7 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Neutral | War | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor Rockets |
Britain | 56 | 62 | -6 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Long Range Aircraft |
France | 8 | 10 | -2 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Armor +1 def |
United States | 41 | 44 | -3 | War | Tension | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 6 | 8 | -2 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 49 | 46 | +3 | Tension | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 111 | 124 | -13 | ||||||||
Axis | 135 | 123 | +12 |
Round 7
Spring 1941
  France sees it has no capital and thus no place to get conquered. To expunge this problem the factory in Syria is upgraded to be the new French capital. This also gives France the ability to sabatoge units on the French original territory once again.
  U.S. rolls against the Italians after the president was subjected to food imported from Italy and it didn't taste anything like the Olive Garden. The U.S. is now ten away from war with the Italians. The U.S. fails on its tech attempt but succeeds in getting 7 extra moves. America used this advantage to attack Midway.. again. America and Japan knocked each other carriers and battleships over but did not actually destroy anything. Japan promply retreated away to prepare for the next battle of Midway. The U.S. also take back Argentina from the Germans shouting this is our hempisphere damn it stop influenceing it. You may think hempisphere is a typo but in fact it just got coined into a word. Hempisphere: German occupation of South America or a Marijana tumbleweed. Before the dictionary gets even more screwed up I shall close this American report.
China buys well infantry and then makes a second attempt upon Szechwan. With the power of the India Cafe knife behind it China succeeds in taking Szechman. Chinamen give a wide variety of reasons why they were successful including Stamina, Courage and Determination but most experts credit it to Szechwan being empty. China also takes back Kwangsi to give their indiginous tribes more room to rome.
Germany
  The figure however failed to excite the German Army enough to take over the Baltic States and to kick that Russian looking dude out of Greece. A sea battle in the Baltic Sea was also successful but German subs had to retreat from a battle off the U.S. coast. The Germans also are reporting that the creater of Srg Kraut died of an apparant heart attack.
  Russia is now at war with Germany thanks to reaction rolls. They shall have their butts whooped by the forces of good.
Italy
  While the rest of the world thought the former head of the German Ministry and creater of Srg Kraut was gone but the Italian public affairs office knew better. He was working on his newest axis war creation: the stupid speg Yeti. Italy paid the cost of the difference between their war total against Russia and what was needed to declare war against the Russians so they could join in with their German allies. Then after buying things and failing on tech the Italains went to work. They invaded Syria with an sfi, an infantry and all planes that were within range. With shouts of Stupid Speg Yeti the Italians marched into Syria, the current French stronghold.. well less weakhold. The French had prepared for the Italian assault spending long ours readying themselves for the inneviable moment. So as Italians marched into the capital with planes swirling overhead, the French minister already had the surrender paper drawn up. After a representing Italian signed the dotted line Syria was once more under a fascist command. All worship stupid speg Yeti.
Country | IPCs | Last Round IPCs | Diff | Germany | Italy | Japan | Britain | France | United States | Russia | Technologies |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Germany | 63 | 57 | +6 | ------ | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | War | Long Range Aircraft |
Italy | 21 | 19 | +2 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | War | War | War | None |
Japan | 62 | 59 | +3 | ------- | ----- | ----- | War | Tension | War | Neutral | Aircraft carriers 2 hit to kill/ + 1 load factor Rockets |
Britain | 55 | 56 | -1 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Long Range Aircraft |
France | 6 | 8 | -2 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | Armor +1 def |
United States | 41 | 41 | 0 | War | War | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | Neutral | None |
China | 7 | 6 | +1 | ----- | ----- | War | ----- | ----- | ------ | ----- | None |
Russia | 45 | 49 | -4 | War | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | Neutral | ----- | None |
Allies | 109 | 111 | -2 | ||||||||
Axis | 146 | 135 | +11 |
  Britain had more attack this turn invading Syria. Saudia Arabia and neighboring territories sent infantry, and planes to try to regain the French substitute capital. The infantry fought with incredible passion, considering the land would revert to the French if they succeeded, and rolled 3 1's ousting the Italians after short stay in power and giving the France yet another opportunity to work on their surrendering.
  After the setback Japan went back to what it does best.. killing Chinese. Japan swarmed the China mainland taking Kweichow without a fight. Kwangsi and Szechwan fall upon the might of Bonzei attacks while Suiyuan and Sinkiang are taken without them. Japan, in a moment of kindness, let a monk in Tibet live. He is all that remains in China to fight off the Japanese.
In other events Japan retakes Solomon from the British. Japan also destroys a U.S. transport which was engaging in a heinous act of war, attempting to feed the rebels. Not quite sure which rebels, but the mass of edibles meant they were up to no good. Japan ends it turn in preparation of knocking the Chinese off the planet for good.
Passover Island added to the map
5/6   Kenny has his best session of rolling getting a long series of 1's and 2's. Unfortunality we weren't warring tonight.
"Italy Sucks"
"I got a pen, I got paper, this is so exciting"
"Was that the sound of screaming Brazilians?"
"Give man a fire, he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
"When China gets big enough to gang bang things, the world hurts"
"An American spy in Paris. A classic love story brought to you by WWII and the letter E'"
"Choose your dice - but choose carefully. Otherwise, we rip off your nuts and use those"
"Gentlemen there is no fighting in here. This is the war room"
"Stop advising your allies"
"BOOM...BOOM...BOOM...BOOM...AAUUGH!!!... (plop)"
"Funny enough the new Soviet revisionist is actually playing Russia!"
"Damn you Transports!"
"Don't get killed by the tornado"
"We saved your a$$ in 1918. We will destroy it in 1950"
"I need a fuzzy hat"
All sfi are henceforth referred to as yetis
"We will pour boiling soup on you and you will die"
General Consensus opinion
Kenny (right before war commensed)
Voice from above (Gordo)
Bryce
Anti-Joel (response to China regaining territory of Japan)
Gordo/Landon
Anti-Joel's friendly advice to Gordo when he didn't know which dice to use."
Dr. Strangelove
Anti-Joel to me
Kenny's reenactment of the China-Japan Szechwan battle with a knife and fork at India Cafe (These utensils were chosen for "there is no spoon")
Anti-Joel, on Bryce
Kenny, after Anti-Joel rolled 2 ones
Bryce to Lyz going away from the safe haven of the war room while tornado alarms were going off
Anti-Joel to Anti-Joel
Landon's requirement for starting his first Russian turn. A teddy bear was used.
Landon's first decree as co-premiere of Russia
Elizabeth's first decree as co-premiere of Russia