How we met: Went to a sci fi movie thingy at the Brickhouse before I was a tenant and everyone else seemed to know her, so I confusingly asked who she was.

How we became umm friends: After that first meeting she went to a psi phi meeting which I talked of the virtues of the first annual latke v. hamentaschen debate. Got to respect someone who appreciates serious discussions.

How we met part 2: Also at the Brickhouse later on. She introduced herself to me. Apparently I'm not that memorable.

How she became a member of the axis of evil: Well mostly because she volunteered to give Elizibeth company. My numerous insults of her place of birth (can you really speak of North Dakota without insulting it?) and her need to repeat that state theme song over and over cemented her place.

Most important uses: We have all the fun of bickering without the hassle of the dating/marriage thing that usually must come attached. It entertains the masses (well at least Lyz) while providing for an outlet of aggression. A genuinely pleasant and enthusiastic individual (most of the time) who provides good company. Their are very few people that are more fun to watch when excited (most of the time) which does not take much (like cow erasers will cause this). Also provides postcards from places that I really will never go (Note: if any of the previous sounds like compliments then their is a secret message of hate hidden inside.)

Why she likes me: On crack

Description: She is happy and innocent though neither of which as much as she seems. She is quite interesting as she is at a crossroads of forces pulling her in lots of fun and not so fun and good and not so good ways (not a clue which of those categories I fall into.. good thing I am her enemy so I don't need to bother worrying about her listening to me)as oppossed to most others I know which are far more set in there ways. Reminds me a fair bit of how I was once which more then anything shows me how much I've changed. The forces of randomness will hopefully handle well and leave her in fewer pieces and then I ended up in. I want my enemies intact so they have full capacity of being annoyed. Besides it is too much work to find new enemies.

Random fact: She is very sensitive to errors in grammar Its really easy to make her yell at random signs by making a mistake such as missing a apostrophe . I would never do that on purpose though....

On going battles: Her insistence on adding muppetty goodness to my life and her desire for me to make her latkes.

Status: She went from the premier of Russia to the emperor of Japan. To the victor go the spoils.

Quote: "I finally saw Duct Tape Forever! It was really funny. I went to the 1:15 p.m. showing, and I was one of two people in the theatre. I think the other guy hated me, because I kept laughing really loudly. It reminded me of The Muppet Movie, except that it was Canadian, it had more duct tape, and there weren't any Muppets."