RADIO ETERNITY

From DJ's Nick, Raz and Katya

Holy Rusted Metal Batman . . . . Yeah you, the guy with the furry body and radar ears!  We're back again for another exciting rendition of Radio Eternity.  We'd like to thank everyone out their for supporting us, and the massive support shown by the Solitaire community (both official members and those who just get lumped in with us by the Society) for the outpouring of support towards those wayward souls from the Dracul.  DJ Raz is right now out in Hollywood, word says a very special Juggler is about to turn a major trick on the networks soon, and he's out there covering the story.  Tell ya what gang, things are heating up in the hot towns lately, and as usual, we're here to give you all the news that's fit to print, but your Emissaries still won't tell you!

Stupid Ingenue Tricks

Telling the bike mechanic with a beginner's knowledge of the Gremlin Song to go into the Gremlin Grid and then lose track of them in the system.
It seems an aspiring group of Ingenue decided that knowing Gremlin meant knowing computers for a comrade of theirs and sent the poor hapless sap into a computer.   Unfortunately, it seems she caught a ride on a modem line and accidentally rode OUT of the computer and into the city's main grid.  Fortunately someone was their to bring our poor helpless Ingenue back before things got really out of hand.  Folks, a little actual good old twilight skill can actually come in handy on occasion, try it sometime.
--DJ Katya

Top 10 List - Bad Dracul Jokes

  1. "Honor, integrity, life - well two out of three ain't bad."
  2. "Let's see, you were all alive, now you're all dead, that sounds balanced to me."
  3. "Cancelled you just like Kung-Fu the Legend Continues huh?"
  4. "You guys didn't actually plan this screw-up did you?"
  5. "Year of the rooster, Year of the snake . . . this one's what, VOID?"
  6. "They didn't leave you anything in the will, did they?"
  7. "Your insurance didn't cover that did it?"
  8. "I wonder who gets Bruce Lee now?"
  9. "Gee, guess Sharakai's out of a job now."
  10. "Hey Buddy, spare a Pride member?"

--DJ Nick and Katya

France

Paris
A raging fire ripped through one of the local dance halls last week killing a large number of twilights.  Amazingly, the stories of the various twilights there don't seem to quite match up as to exactly what started the fire, and why almost no one was able to get out before nearly 1/4 of the patrons died.  Seems the place was at more than twice the capacity.  Looks like a botched Juggling job by the Perpetual Society to me.   Rumor has it that the son of a fairly wealthy diplomat and merchant was in the club, and the body identified to be the boy's was an imposter.  Why all the fuss over the kid?  We got some reports in from the field that the boy may be one of the infamous Bright Bloods the Society has been rambling about ever since that insane Hive member appeared down in New Orleans, USA about a year ago.  The Eremites and the Phoenix are investigating quickly, but the talk amongst the Prides is that a faction of Solitaires . . .which narrows it down to basically anyone NOT in the Prides . . . stole the child during what they claim was a botched distraction by fire.  It is then further rumored that the child is being bartered off to the Anopheles in the area by said Solitaires in return for certain favors from the Vampire Pride.
--DJ Nick

United States

Kayenta, Arizone
A local Nimrod triad is coming under fire for the mysterious disappearance of a number of pieces of conundrum shards that were placed in their care by the Banjax in Flagstaff for transport back to their superiors. How it is that they came to loose posession of such pieces is still yet to be disclosed, but if you're in the area, you might want to keep your eye out.  We still aren't sure about the details between the Dead-Seekers and the Shadow-Witches, but their is some bad blood in that area right now, so keep your eyes peeled.
--DJ Katya

Scotland 

Edinburgh Castle
Jacob's Pillar Stone, the stone upon which the Royal Seed of David has always been crowned, appears to have . . . cracked.  The stone has played a vital role in the histories of the Phoenix, the Eremites, the Apocrypha and the Banjax, as well as almost every Pride in the Society.  The stone originally started in Israel, moved to Egypt and then to Jerusalem where it remained until 586 B.C., when the little sucker was taken to Ireland.  In the 9th century (or so they tell me) it was taken to Ireland by Fergus, the first Scottish king.  Supposedly, Eddie the 1st (King Eddie 1st) took it in 1296 and put it in Westminster Abbey where every king and his queen was crowned sitting their butts on the stone, which was contained in the Coronation Chair itself.  It is said that during these times, the stones odd powers were used by various Prides during the coronations to gain power within the politics of England.  After 700 years at Westminster it was returned to Scotland to Edinburgh Castle.  Mind you, the legends say that each of the takers is supposedly a descendant of Jacob himself.  In most recent times, this little piece of rock has been fought over all this time primarily between from what we hear the Eremites, the Tautha (being in one of their territories), and the Apocrypha.
--DJ Katya

Cambodia (update)

Angkor, the Wat Temple/Mantle
Those wacky Terat are still attempting to figure out what happened several weeks ago when a group of twilight archeologists casually strolled into their mantle.  Unfortunately a few of those twilights made it out and have been sending expeditions into the area in an attempt to find the thing again, but the Keepers and Jugglers have been working overtime.
DJ Raz managed to get out there for a little while and poke around.  Some local natives of the area (figures the Terat were too high and mighty on their himsatis to talk to the twilights nicely) told our man-in-the-field that a strange foreigner had been in the area, and that he practiced what we all like to call religarum based magik.   Looks like another twilight sorcerer is on the rampage against the Perpetual Society.  Just hope he doesn't come after us.
--DJ Nick


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This broadcast is dedicated to Meeny Sherman.