RADIO ETERNITY
From DJ's Nick, Raz and Katya
Holy Rusted Metal Batman . . . . Yeah you, the guy with the furry body and radar ears! We're back again for another exciting rendition of Radio Eternity. We'd like to thank everyone out their for supporting us, and the massive support shown by the Solitaire community (both official members and those who just get lumped in with us by the Society) for the outpouring of support towards those wayward souls from the Dracul. DJ Raz is right now out in Hollywood, word says a very special Juggler is about to turn a major trick on the networks soon, and he's out there covering the story. Tell ya what gang, things are heating up in the hot towns lately, and as usual, we're here to give you all the news that's fit to print, but your Emissaries still won't tell you!
Stupid Ingenue Tricks
Telling the bike mechanic with a beginner's knowledge of the Gremlin
Song to go into the Gremlin Grid and then lose track of them in the system.
It seems an aspiring group of Ingenue decided that knowing Gremlin meant knowing computers
for a comrade of theirs and sent the poor hapless sap into a computer.
Unfortunately, it seems she caught a ride on a modem line and accidentally rode OUT of the
computer and into the city's main grid. Fortunately someone was their to bring our
poor helpless Ingenue back before things got really out of hand. Folks, a little
actual good old twilight skill can actually come in handy on occasion, try it sometime.
--DJ Katya
Top 10 List - Bad Dracul Jokes
--DJ Nick and Katya
France
Paris
A raging fire ripped through one of the local dance halls last week killing a large number
of twilights. Amazingly, the stories of the various twilights there don't seem to
quite match up as to exactly what started the fire, and why almost no one was able to get
out before nearly 1/4 of the patrons died. Seems the place was at more than twice
the capacity. Looks like a botched Juggling job by the Perpetual Society to me.
Rumor has it that the son of a fairly wealthy diplomat and merchant was in the
club, and the body identified to be the boy's was an imposter. Why all the fuss over
the kid? We got some reports in from the field that the boy may be one of the
infamous Bright Bloods the Society has been rambling about ever since that insane Hive
member appeared down in New Orleans, USA about a year ago. The Eremites and the
Phoenix are investigating quickly, but the talk amongst the Prides is that a faction of
Solitaires . . .which narrows it down to basically anyone NOT in the Prides . . . stole
the child during what they claim was a botched distraction by fire. It is then
further rumored that the child is being bartered off to the Anopheles in the area by said
Solitaires in return for certain favors from the Vampire Pride.
--DJ Nick
United States
Kayenta, Arizone
A local Nimrod triad is coming under fire for the mysterious disappearance of a number of
pieces of conundrum shards that were placed in their care by the Banjax in Flagstaff for
transport back to their superiors. How it is that they came to loose posession of such
pieces is still yet to be disclosed, but if you're in the area, you might want to keep
your eye out. We still aren't sure about the details between the Dead-Seekers and
the Shadow-Witches, but their is some bad blood in that area right now, so keep your eyes
peeled.
--DJ Katya
Scotland
Edinburgh Castle
Jacob's Pillar Stone, the stone upon which the Royal Seed of David has always
been crowned, appears to have . . . cracked. The stone has played a vital role in
the histories of the Phoenix, the Eremites, the Apocrypha and the Banjax, as well as
almost every Pride in the Society. The stone originally started in Israel, moved to
Egypt and then to Jerusalem where it remained until 586 B.C., when the little sucker was
taken to Ireland. In the 9th century (or so they tell me) it was taken to Ireland by
Fergus, the first Scottish king. Supposedly, Eddie the 1st (King Eddie 1st) took it
in 1296 and put it in Westminster Abbey where every king and his queen was crowned sitting
their butts on the stone, which was contained in the Coronation Chair itself. It is
said that during these times, the stones odd powers were used by various Prides during the
coronations to gain power within the politics of England. After 700 years at
Westminster it was returned to Scotland to Edinburgh Castle. Mind you, the legends
say that each of the takers is supposedly a descendant of Jacob himself. In most
recent times, this little piece of rock has been fought over all this time primarily
between from what we hear the Eremites, the Tautha (being in one of their territories),
and the Apocrypha.
--DJ Katya
Cambodia (update)
Angkor, the Wat Temple/Mantle
Those wacky Terat are still attempting to figure out what happened several weeks ago when
a group of twilight archeologists casually strolled into their mantle. Unfortunately
a few of those twilights made it out and have been sending expeditions into the area in an
attempt to find the thing again, but the Keepers and Jugglers have been working overtime.
DJ Raz managed to get out there for a little while and poke around. Some local
natives of the area (figures the Terat were too high and mighty on their himsatis to talk
to the twilights nicely) told our man-in-the-field that a strange foreigner had been in
the area, and that he practiced what we all like to call religarum based magik.
Looks like another twilight sorcerer is on the rampage against the Perpetual
Society. Just hope he doesn't come after us.
--DJ Nick
Hey, give us a call at Radio Eternity if you've heard something that
might interest the rest of our listeners! Just let us know that your calling in with
news that's fit to print! (Subject line should read Radio Eternity).
This broadcast is dedicated to Meeny Sherman.