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Season 2 Ad Brian and Justin |
Justin:
I wish I could remember. Brian: I wish I could forget. |
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1 Are you coming...? |
Brian: So are you coming or going... or coming and then going... or coming and staying? |
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1 Brian telling Justin about his first time |
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2 Brian telling about he and Mikey's "almost" time |
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4 You pull my plug |
Brian:
I want it to be you. Michael: What? Brian: I want it to be you... I'll put it in writing. Michael: I want it to be you too... you pull my plug. Brian: And you pull mine. |
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5 Justin at the psychiatrist |
Justin: I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick. And I'm good at it too. |  |
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7 Brian meets David (1) |
David:
Well you';ve got him well trained. |
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7 Brian meets David (2) |
Brian:
You know Dave, what's wierd about you meeting Mikey... |
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7 Michael Apologizing |
David:
You don't have to apologize for everything. Michael: I know... I do that... I'm sorry. |
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20 Deb Burns Brian at the Diner |
Brian:
Who cares about a bunch of steriod gym bunnies dancing around
in their jocks anyway? Deb: Well considering you fucked all of last year's contestants... you? |
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20 Not a Couple |
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20 Justin Stealing Sean |
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20 Ted Tells Brian Off |
Brian:
When you were a boy, did you save the bird with the broken wings? Ted: What did you do... tear them off? |
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20 Morning After at the Diner |
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22 Brian Kinney for Fucks Sake |
Michael: Whether you're 18, or you're 30 or you're 50 or you're a hundred. You will always be young, and you will always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney for fuck's sake! |  |
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22 Ridiculously Romatic |
Justin:
(laughing) Did you see their faces? Brian: Yeah - we gave them a prom they'll never forget. Justin: Me neither. It's the best night of my life. Brian: Even if it was ridiculously romantic. |
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Justin:
I turned into a big queer. Brian: Yeah, lucky for you, otherwise I wouldn't be wasting my time. It's too late now... there's no turning back. |
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