Quotes
Heaven and Hell...
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing." -Nietzsche
"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free." -Michelangelo
"How many people do you know can stand before a crying soul and actually give a damn?" -Robert Smith (Jesus)
"And if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Nietzsche
Life and Death...
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." -Andy Warhol
"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." -Josef Stalin
"Every act of creation is first an act of destruction."-Pablo Picasso
"Is there, is there balm in Gilead? Tell me truly, I implore!" -EA Poe, The Raven
Random wisdom...
"If there's anything the nonconformist hates worse then a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity." -Anon.
"People demand freedom of speech as compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." -Kierkgaard
"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been that a might have been ,by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are." -Milton Berle
"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be stupidity, and affection to be art."- Kahlil Gibran
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve the homage of reason then that of blind-folded fear." -Thomas Jefferson
Media whore...
"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning... even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there." -Memento
"Dear Die-ary....I seem to be dead." -Johnny the Homocidal Maniac
"Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me. " -Quills
"The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold, the curves of your lips rewrite history." -Velvet Goldmine
"I seem so totally at odds with the modern world, sometimes I feel that I'm harping on about things and I wonder who's interested in that anyway, anymore. These days, I feel so alienated that I just see myself as some oddity or novelty that has ceased to be important." -Nick Cave
"And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed." -A Clockwork Orange
"11:45, press return." -Pi
Cool people I know...
"I think she just needs a good butt-fucking." (concerning Sr. Marie) -Jen
"Get your straw of knowledge away from me! I don't wanna know shit! -Deanna
"You scared her with your ugly face!" -Timmy (to Scuba...hehe...sorry Scubs)
"That was so cool, it made my mind bleed." -Heather
"Do what you want with the gravy." -Mom
"And Bill Gates will say 'I want to be the mayor of your glorious shiny-pants town!'" -Scuba
*keep in mind this was completely random* "I got into an accident and they switched them and now I have horse legs!" -also Scuba,
Mom: You're and evil child
Me: I learned from the best.
Mom: Yes....yes you did.
"Flatch monkey!" -Scuba
Stupid things I overhear...
Boy: What are three properties of copper?"
Girl: Umm....it's copper colored?
Boy: No way! I thought they dyed it that color!"
(please note : that was NOT sarcasm...a great deal of my best stupid quotes come from this boy...sadly)
(concerning Jehovahs Witnesses) 1st person: Like, are some Black or Asian?
2nd person: No....they wear suits.
"I don't know what the hell it is....but eat it." - Mr Devaney (my health teacher)
"OHMIGOD! THATS WHERE BUTTER COMES FROM?!!" -Liz
"How do you make yellow?" -someone in my art class
Person1: Did you go to Miami?
Person2: (sarcasticly) Nooo...she went to Florida.
"Isn't New Jersey a penninsula?"
"See, we were explaining about gay people to her. Can you believe she didn't know what a homo sapian was?"