Charmed Quotes
Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.
Piper: I just wish I could get a live guy.
Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting! Please say yes!
Prue: I don't like earthquakes. I just don't go running through the house naked screaming "Run for your life!
Phoebe: That is such an exaggeration... I was wearing slippers.
Andy: Everything happens for a reason, remember, you told me that, Prue.
Phoebe: Go away horny tom cats!
Phoebe: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore!
Piper: Don't act blonde.
Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.
Piper: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.
Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
Phoebe: I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass!
confronting a demon
Xotar: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
Prue: I'm Prue, a Scorpio.
Phoebe: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too!
Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.
Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
Prue: This already sucks.
Outlaw: See you in hell.
Cole: Been there, done that.
Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?
Prue: I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later.
Eames: Did I miss all the fun? No, wait I am the fun
Prue: Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy!
Phoebe: Why couldn't you get a boy-band song stuck in your head like everyone else?
Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?
DA: You are ...?
Phoebe: Phoebe
DA: Is that like a Cher, or a Madonna, or do you have a last name?
Krell: Just the thought of working with you turns my stomachs
Piper: Stomachs?
Prue: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Piper: I'm going to be a very good witch from now on.
Prue: By the look of the clothes I'd say we were in the early 1700's.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.
Daryl: First demons I have seen actually, apart from the blonde with the funky snake tongue thingy.
Ava: Oh you've made that clock so small, you must posses great powers
Piper: No, just a great credit card
Prue: Stairs can be sobering
Phoebe: You have really got to lay off the rhyming, Prue
Cole: Why would I ever not want to talk to you?
Phoebe: I don't know, you know, just in case you thought I was a drunk or a lunatic, or a drunk lunatic.
Prue: I hate to be the detail police.
Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
Piper: We have to find a way of hiding the rutabaga.
Prue: The rutabaga?
Piper: It's code word for the thing we're not supposed to talk about.
Prue: Oh, the rutabaga.
Piper: I swear to god I have seen this in a movie somewhere.
Phoebe: Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?
Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing.
Phoebe: Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket
Phoebe: We could sure use some cosmic help right about now!
Piper: You were telling yourself how much you love you?
Leo: I've thought this through
Piper: Is that why you asked me to marry you in a toilet?
Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower!
Paige: I like an element of danger.
Paige: You used to be a demon *and* a lawyer?
Cole: Yeah.
Paige: Insert joke here.
Genie: Plus, that and they'll kill me.
Piper: They're going to have to wait in line.
Dragon Demon: And where the hell did you come from?
Genie: Oh, no, no. That's where *you* came from.
Piper: We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
Phoebe: I think I found the demon. Oh my god...
Paige: What? You can't say "demons" followed by "oh my god" - I'm new at this, I'm likely to panic.
Demon Of Illusion: Silly Witches! Tricks Are For Kids!
Prue: They have secrets, too.
Piper: Well unless they're transvestite Nazi war criminals with really good face-lifts, ours beats theirs.
Paige: Got milk? Oooh, don't think so.
She stands up and looks up at the sky.
Piper: I'll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?
Piper: I'm gonna be happy when I vanquish your sorry ass!
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that!
Piper: I love you!
Prue: Bite me!
Piper: Phoebe's pregnant.
Leo: What, huh, really?
Phoebe: Can you do anything about this rain? 'Cause it's making me nuts!
The Seer: I have no sway over the weather. I do have a friend who works with the wind, but she's out of town.
Cole: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe: With my demon ex-husband from hell?
Head Dwarf: When's her prince getting here?
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Dwarf #1: I'll do it!
Dwarf #2: In your dreams stinky. I'll do it!
Dwarf #1: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People! A little professional decorum here please. (To Piper) Forgive them, it's been a while.
Grams: Piper blew up the wolf from inside. Although it took her long enough.
Piper: Hey, back off Grams, I just saved your ass!
Piper: Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.
Paige: What just happened?
Piper: The freaking furniture just attacked us!
Leo: Give daddy back his powers now!
Piper: Kiss this bitch!
Genie: Look, uh, you're probably a little bit upset, huh?
Piper: No, I've moved past upset and straight to pissed off!
Leo: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half witch.
Paige: Hey, that's like me! Oh. You might have some problems.
Phoebe: Notice anything different about me?
Paige looks at her oddly
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.
Phoebe: Who's Natile?
Piper: She's a-
Leo: Fellow whitelighter. See I finished your sentence.
Piper: Hmm. That's not what I was gonna say.
Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.
Phoebe: Will your friends be staying for dinner?
Cole: I'm going to have a hard enough time convincing them to stay 'til the end of the meeting if you don't stop threatening to kill them.
Demon: You've got something up your sleeve...
looks at sisters' shirts
Piper: Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with the sin thingy.
Leo: Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
Phoebe: Oh, she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Prue growls and barks at Leo
Piper: Oh, honey, watch your orbs.