This is complete and total fiction, meant only for a laugh or two, certainly not meant to be harmful in any way. The screennames and all else contained herein are fake, and to the best of my knowledge bear no resemblance to whatever real screennames the people use (unless they share my weakness for bad puns). Layout, as always, stolen from The Dugout, without permission but with the utmost of respect.

 

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Vicky Bullett     BullettPoints: All I ever asked was that people use the right spelling. It's Vicky, not Vicki.

Vickie Johnson     August15thIsMyDay: I played for that team for eight years, and they still couldn't pick the right spelling.

Cathrine Kraayeveld     KraavyForYou: Tell me about it. How do people get my last name right and my first name wrong? I hadda tell the website people to fix it in the banner!

Becky Hammon     Hammonegger: If I see one more person put a d on the end of Hammon, I'ma have to start shooting.

Cathrine Kraayeveld     KraavyForYou: There are a lot of us here, aren't there? Does that say something about our team?

Ticha Penicheiro     Homeroom_Ticha: Oh, get over yourselves. You think you're the only ones? Penichiero is one thing, but Tisha?

Cappie Pondexter     not_poindexter_damnit: look at the screenname, that's all I gotta say

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Asjha Jones     ur_asjha: I see my name spelled Ashja so often I wonder if I'm spelling my name right.

Katie Gearlds     1stGear: I think I may have been waiting for this chatroom for all of my life.

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