This is complete and total fiction, meant only to amuse. The screen names and all else contained within are fake, and to the best of my knowledge bear no resemblance to anything particularly real. Format, as always, stolen from The Dugout, without permission but with the utmost of respect.

 

**OnlineHost: Welcome to WNBA Chat!**

**StickerShock has entered the chat.**

Minnesota Lynx     ChainLynx: o noes

**ChainLynx has left the chat.**

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: o hai dere

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: i haz 2 sentur

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: duz u wan mai sentur

Washington Mystics     MysticForce: i haz no gud sentur

Nakia Sanford     Sanford_not_Son: HEY! I resent that remark!

**Sanford_not_Son has been booted from the chat.**

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: mai All-Star, let me show you her

Washington Mystics     MysticForce: i haz draft piks

Washington Mystics     MysticForce: i can haz sentur an 4wurd an u can haz piks an gard.

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: srsly

Washington Mystics     MysticForce: plz

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: no wai

Washington Mystics     MysticForce: kbai

**MysticForce has left the chat.**

Phoenix Mercury     FreddieMercury: i no haz sentur

Tangela Smith     Tangeline: ExCUSE me?

**Tangeline has been booted from the chat.**

Phoenix Mercury     FreddieMercury: an u tradeded gard 2 me but den u untradeded her

New York Liberty     LadyLiberty: invisible trade lol

Phoenix Mercury     FreddieMercury: ur meen

**FreddieMercury has left the chat.**

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: y nobudee liek me

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: y nobudee wan mai sentur

**The_Prima_Donna has entered the chat.**

Chicago Sky     PieInTheSky: look iz prez!

Seattle Storm     StormWarning: o hai prez

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: I'm pleased to announce that we've awarded an expansion franchise to the city of Atlanta to start play in the 2008 season.

**OnlineHost: A tumbleweed blows through the room.**

New York Liberty     LadyLiberty: lol wut

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: /sigh

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: HAY GUYZ CAN BE HAZ NU TEEM TIEMZ NAOW YAY

**OnlineHost: General rejoicing is heard throughout the land.

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: i haz an idear!!!111

 

LOLeckspanshun
i dun wantz moar chatz
i can haz homepage?