This is complete and total fiction, meant only to amuse. The screen names and all else contained within are fake, and to the best of my knowledge bear no resemblance to anything particularly real. Format, as always, stolen from The Dugout, without permission but with the utmost of respect.
**OnlineHost: Welcome to WNBA Chat!**
**StickerShock has entered the chat.**
**ChainLynx has left the chat.**
StickerShock: duz u wan mai sentur
MysticForce: i haz no gud sentur
Sanford_not_Son: HEY! I resent that remark!
**Sanford_not_Son has been booted from the chat.**
StickerShock: mai All-Star, let me show you her
MysticForce: i can haz sentur an 4wurd an u can haz piks an gard.
**MysticForce has left the chat.**
FreddieMercury: i no haz sentur
**Tangeline has been booted from the chat.**
FreddieMercury: an u tradeded gard 2 me but den u untradeded her
LadyLiberty: invisible trade lol
**FreddieMercury has left the chat.**
StickerShock: y nobudee liek me
StickerShock: y nobudee wan mai sentur
**The_Prima_Donna has entered the chat.**
The_Prima_Donna: I'm pleased to announce that we've awarded an expansion franchise to the city of Atlanta to start play in the 2008 season.
**OnlineHost: A tumbleweed blows through the room.**
The_Prima_Donna: HAY GUYZ CAN BE HAZ NU TEEM TIEMZ NAOW YAY
**OnlineHost: General rejoicing is heard throughout the land.
StickerShock: i haz an idear!!!111
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