This is complete and total fiction, meant only to amuse. The screen names and all else contained within are fake, and to the best of my knowledge bear no resemblance to anything particularly real. Format, as always, stolen from The Dugout, without permission but with the utmost of respect.

 

**OnlineHost: Welcome to the 2008 WNBA Expansion Draft Chat!**

**TheImpossibleDream has entered the chat**

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: hai wurld

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: All right, everyone, here are the rules for this year's expansion draft: you can protect six players, including unrestricted free agents. Atlanta will select one player from each roster, including one unrestricted free agent who they will have the option to core. Any questions?

New York Liberty     LadyLiberty: lol wut

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: /sigh

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: U HAZ 6 PLYR THEY NO CAN HAZ

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: U GIVES THEM 1 PLYR SO THEY CAN HAZ TEEM

Phoenix Mercury     FreddieMercury: o i c

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: y u talk so loud

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: I'm the president of the league. That gives me certain privileges coaches, players, GMs, and owners don't have.

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: lol wut

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: /sigh

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: STFU N00B I IZ PREZ

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: o i c k

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: Okay, Atlanta, make your-

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: /sigh

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: CAN BE DRAFT TIEMZ NAOW

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: /thinks

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: o hai dere

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: i haz 2 sentur

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: duz u wan mai sentur

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: ooooh

**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Katie Feenstra in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: omg wtf no

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: ha ha pwned

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: we can haz mijit?

Ivory Latta     gotta_latta_nerve: That better not be me you're talking about.

**OnlineHost: gotta_latta_nerve has been booted from the chatroom.**

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: stfu n00b

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: plz

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: we haz 4wurd

Detroit Shock     StickerShock: we can haz pik?

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: k

**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream has traded LaToya Thomas and the 18th pick in the 2008 draft to the Detroit Shock in exchange for Ivory Latta.**

Atlanta Dream     TheImpossibleDream: yay

Kara Braxton     dems_da_brax: Looks like you're still stuck with me, Bill :-P

**OnlineHost: dems_da_brax has been booted from the chatroom.**

**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Ann Wauters in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**

**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Jennifer Lacy in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**

**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Yelena Leuchanka in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: OMGWTF?

Donna Orender     The_Prima_Donna: I have a headache.

 

lol fic
i can haz homepage naow?