This is complete and total fiction, meant only to amuse. The screen names and all else contained within are fake, and to the best of my knowledge bear no resemblance to anything particularly real. Format, as always, stolen from The Dugout, without permission but with the utmost of respect.
**OnlineHost: Welcome to the 2008 WNBA Expansion Draft Chat!**
**TheImpossibleDream has entered the chat**
The_Prima_Donna: All right, everyone, here are the rules for this year's expansion draft: you can protect six players, including unrestricted free agents. Atlanta will select one player from each roster, including one unrestricted free agent who they will have the option to core. Any questions?
The_Prima_Donna: U HAZ 6 PLYR THEY NO CAN HAZ
The_Prima_Donna: U GIVES THEM 1 PLYR SO THEY CAN HAZ TEEM
TheImpossibleDream: y u talk so loud
The_Prima_Donna: I'm the president of the league. That gives me certain privileges coaches, players, GMs, and owners don't have.
The_Prima_Donna: STFU N00B I IZ PREZ
The_Prima_Donna: Okay, Atlanta, make your-
The_Prima_Donna: CAN BE DRAFT TIEMZ NAOW
StickerShock: duz u wan mai sentur
**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Katie Feenstra in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**
TheImpossibleDream: ha ha pwned
TheImpossibleDream: we can haz mijit?
gotta_latta_nerve: That better not be me you're talking about.
**OnlineHost: gotta_latta_nerve has been booted from the chatroom.**
TheImpossibleDream: we haz 4wurd
**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream has traded LaToya Thomas and the 18th pick in the 2008 draft to the Detroit Shock in exchange for Ivory Latta.**
dems_da_brax: Looks like you're still stuck with me, Bill :-P
**OnlineHost: dems_da_brax has been booted from the chatroom.**
**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Ann Wauters in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**
**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Jennifer Lacy in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**
**OnlineHost: The Atlanta Dream have selected Yelena Leuchanka in the 2008 Expansion Draft.**
The_Prima_Donna: I have a headache.
lol fic