MAASTRICHT
- De media zoemt van de Grrls: jonge vrouwen die de moeite nemen
om zich ergens over op te winden. Over de impasse waarin de feministische
discussie van hun voorgangsters zich momenteel bevindt bijvoorbeeld.
Als moderne vrouwen kunnen zij nu weliswaar alles combineren. Maar
dat is wel een beetje veel. Deze nieuwe meiden willen helemaal niet
in hun gepacificeerde hokje op de afdeling Emancipatiezaken.
Voordat
hun leven dus serieuze vormen aanneemt, laten ze nog eens even flink
van zich horen. Ook Candor wordt constant benaderd voor tekst en
uitleg over deze brutale vrouwentrend. Ons valt echter voornamelijk
op dat de Nederlandse Grrls eigenlijk maar weinig van hun grrrrr
laten zien. Een anti-houding kan chic zijn, mits gedragen met een
flinke dosis humor en IQ............
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The
Chastity Belt
King
Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all
those horny knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for
some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard
looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up with
something, and asked him to come back in a week.
A
week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the
good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity
belt... except that it had a rather large hole in the most obvious
place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this
opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"
"Ah,
sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench
until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most
worn-out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then
inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon
a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in two.
"Merlin,
you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can leave,
knowing that my Queen is fully protected."
After
putting Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his
Quest. Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately
he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop
their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection. Sure enough!
Each and every one of them was either amputated or damaged in some
way. All of them except Sir Galahad.
"Sir
Galahad", exclaimed King Arthur, "The one and only true knight!
Only you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in
my power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
Sir
Galahad wanted to respond, unfortunately he was speechless.
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