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The Critic Slayer's Page

Movies Have Feelings Too!

Hi, I'm the Critic Slayer! I see that Raven linked me in already. The only problem is THIS IS ALL I HAVE DONE!!!!!!! Okay, I'm not panicking. I'm working on stuff to put in here, so please be patient!

Did you ever want to just strangle a critic? Believe me, it's not legal, moral, or otherwise okay to actually do so. On the other hand, there's no law against slaying them in print. Yet. So, make way for the Critic Slayer! Reviews that nit-pick, tear down, rip apart, or just plain don't know what the're talking about beware! They do it to our favorite movies, let's do it to them (and we always know what we're talking about).

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