telemarketer7__car_insure_.wav
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I give this one a 9. You can hear it really good, and the poor guy stayed on the line through nearly the whole thing because he thought I actually gave a crap. The file may be a bit large, but it's hilarious. Here is the script:
(Beep (phone))
Devin: Hello.
Guy: Hi, Mr. Frazier?
Devin: Yeah.
Guy: My name is Jim. I'm calling on behalf of Richard Franks from metropolitan insurance of Reynoldsburg.
Devin: Yeah.
Guy: Today we are offering free comparison quotes on home and auto insurance.
Adam: BOOOOOOO!
Guy: This is very simple sir, and I promise I'll be brief.
Devin: Okay.
Guy: Can I just have the name of your current auto insurance company sir?
Devin: Uhhhh.... I don't remember.
Guy: ok...But it's not metropolitan. Correct?
(dog barks)
Devin: no.
Guy: Okay, and what about for homeowners?
Adam: (fart)
Devin: Ummmm..... I'm not real sure what my homeowner's insuran... insurance is either.
Guy: alright.
Adam: OOHHhhh crap in pants, crap in pants, crap crap crap in pants.
Guy: Can i just have the make and model of....
Devin: Adam, get out of here!
Adam: Come on.. (more farts)
Guy: ok..
Adam: hehehehhe!
(more noise)
Devin: Man! I can't hear you...
Guy: Can I just have the year, make, and model.....
(tons of noise)
Devin: My current insurance is the..hehehhehehe (noise)......Farts incorportated?
Adam: hehehehhe
Devin: You know about that one?
