July 19th - A Very Fun Day At The Mall. Complete With Pictures!

Sooo, Melissa and I went to the mall, and we found an awesome bargain on Disposable Cameras, so we too a whole bunch of shitty pictures, and here are just a few of them.

1.I Want These Shoes. Please Buy Me These Shoes. Please?

2.The Shoes Melissa Wants

3."I Feel Pretty. Oh So Pretty..."

4.You Have To Be Me, Melissa or Justin To Get This.

5.Melissa and I are Innocently Walking In The Mall When We Happen Upon This Japanese Mannequin Who Has Been Pantsed. Hahaha.

6.I'm Laughing Too Hard To Say Anything.

7.In Front Of Vie De France They Have Food Just Sitting Out. But It's Fake. Here's Me Attempting To Eat It.

8.In The Bakery- Me: Can You Hold Up A Loaf Of Bread? Baker: What? Me: Can You Hold Up A Loaf Of Bread? Baker: What? Me: Can. You. Hold. Up. A. Loaf. Of. Bread. So. That. I. Can. Take. A. Picture. Baker: What? Me: *Takes Picture Of A Basket Of Bread*

9.Me And The Simpsons Spending Quality Time Together

10.Aaaaah, Hot Topic For Fat People. Melissa and I Went In, Laughed, And Came Out Feeling Ten Sizes Smaller.

11.How Amazing Do I Look All Draped In Feathery Boas?

12.I Have A Picture Of God. And God Is Good.

13.Me: Can I Take A Picture Of Your Hat? Cop: Sure. Me: On Your Head? Cop: No. The End Result...

14.Melissa

15.Melissa's Profile. Perfect, No?

16.Here's A Decent Picture Of Me Before I...Y'know...Get All Whore-y

17.Me, All Moulin Rouged Out In A Red Top And Black Skirt. Of Course, Melissa Cut Off My Face With Her Dumb Hand...

18.Me, All Moulin Rouged Out, This Time In A Black Top And Red Skirt...And This Time, You Can See My Face!

19.Melissa's Ass

20.And Finally, Me Looking Really Creepy And Tenderly Stroking Mr. Mannequin.