Mall Pics Part Two: The Sequel

I feel that no introduction is needed. Let's just go.


1. The Picture You've All Been Waiting For...A POLEDANCER!

2. Bad Justin. Bad Melissa. No Making Out In The Model Home Parking Lot

3. Sexiest. Thing. Ever.

4. Look At Us In Our Skimpy, See-Thru Shirts.

5. And Again, Although Not So Close, With The Skimpy Shirts.

6. Just Mel's Room

7. Ugliest. Shirt. Ever. So Of Course We Made Justin Wear It As A Hat.

8. Why Isn't It Called A Cowback Ride?

9. Melissa and Justin. Collective "Awwww" Please

10. "OK, No Spontaneous Pictures, Right?" "Right." *Click* "BITCH!" *Click* *Click* *Click*

11. "Could You Hold Up A Silce Of Pizza?" "What?" "Oh, Fuck This." *Click*

12. "Aw, Come On Justin. Rape's Not That Bad."

13. Speaking Of Justin Rape, I Think We Molested Him With Clothes. But He's Wearing A BERET! It Was Worth It.

14. Mall Cop Part Two: The Sequel.

15. A Cute Shirt On Melissa.

16. On Molly

17. And On Melissa's Boobs.

18. MORE BOOBS!

19. You Can't Read It, But It Really Does Say Enter Here.

20. No, This Isn't Really How They Make Out. I Promise.

21. Me, Melissa and Molly Again, In That Order. And LOOK! I'm SKINNY!

22. Teva Sandals: $30. Justin's Adidas Shirt: $20. Two Green Leaves: One Bush. Ashli Launching Herself Off Of Justin's Back And Pretending She's A Bird: Priceless.

23. And Finally, The One Thing You All Came Here To See....