The Face of Evil

Eternal Winter
 

 

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

FULL NAME:  Lord Darius Greywinter (No I'm not telling you my given name. What are you insane? Too many of you know it already.) SEX: Male. Look at picture above... FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black and Royal Purple.  (so why is this page red?) FAVORITE POSITION: Dominant LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Married, Poly, Accepting Submissive Servants.. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS? I believe they are a focus for a persons own ability to contact the Spirit World. FAVORITE TV SHOW: Crocodile Hunter on Animal Planet WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Grainger Industrial Supply FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Risk or Trivial Pursuit FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I'll name a few Playboy. Latest Plow and Hearth catalog (does that count?), Latest plant and Seed catalogs. US News & World Report, Discover, Smithsonian. Last but not least... National Geographic! BOOK YOU'D RECOMMEND: Holy Blood, Holy Grail by Michael Baigent Gor Series by John Norman To Ride a Silver Broomstick by Silver Ravenwolf (its really too Fluffy Bunny for me but its here because its a good primer.) FAVORITE SMELL: Mmm Ocean. Did I mention I have a beach house too? Raspberry, Orchid, Fresh blooming Lilac and Lavender that I planted outside my bedroom window, Rainy Days, Woodsmoke, A Woman. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The thought that your loved ones will not always be with you. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waking up with your beloved's arms around you and her breath soft and warm on your neck.  FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Hair and Rocky Horror Picture Show WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU AWAKE IN THE MORNING?: Pee. Cigarette. Caffiene. Email. Usually in that order. Yes one word thoughts. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Not anymore. I've conquered that. ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING? Pointless. PEN OR PENCIL? Dixon Ticonderoga. Something about the wood and graphite... HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE: Caller ID. Then I choose. FUTURE SON'S NAME: Justin.  FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:  Margaret. My Grandmothers name. FAVORITE FOODS: Cheeseburgers. Greasy, meat, dairy... totally bad for for me and a simple pleasure. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes. Without a doubt. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? 'Nilla. Its the only Vanilla thing about me. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: French Vanilla. Dammit Didn't I just say Vanilla? CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Croutons. The crunch reminds me of the way bones splinter between your teeth when you bite down. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE:  Not at all. I need a Chauffeur. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Nope. Unless my cats ate too much before bed. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY? Storms in any form at any time are simply wonderful. The more intense the better. I've stood exposed in a hurricane and felt the shock of a nearby lightning strike. Felt the rolling thunder echo through my body and stood in a blizzard until my waist was covered. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: 1971 Chevelle SS 454. I won't bore you with the details of my first love... IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Jim Morrison FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Spiced Rum straight or Vodka WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra. Could you tell from my decisiveness? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? Jim Morrison. Yes he counts. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes. IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK,WOULD YOU GIVE IT? Depends if I like her. I can be a bastard yes. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Independantly Rich Billionaire Playboy IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I can dye it any color and am happy being the natural me. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Natural wood paneling and an antique reproduction of Rembrant van Rijn's "Man with Helmet" IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Depends on whats in it and if I'm thirsty WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Raspberry but let me say this. SOBE is a superior drink FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Oh they're all pornos... Rocky Horror Picture Show, Matrix, The Quiet Man,  ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right Dominant Ambidextrous self taught. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:  Fingers. Everyone should get their hands dirty and remember that connection to Mother Earth. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Usually the Cats and dust. There are no monsters under the bed. The monster sleeps on top.  Monsters we are...