Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith
FULL NAME: Lord Darius Greywinter (No I'm not telling
you my given name. What are you insane? Too many of you know it already.)
SEX: Male. Look at picture above... FAVORITE COLOR(s): Black and Royal Purple.
FAVORITE POSITION: Dominant LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Married, Poly, Accepting Submissive Servants.. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Crocodile Hunter on Animal Planet WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Grainger Industrial Supply FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Risk or Trivial Pursuit FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I'll name a few
BOOK YOU'D RECOMMEND:
FAVORITE SMELL:
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waking up with your beloved's arms around you and her breath soft and warm on your neck. FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Hair and Rocky Horror Picture Show WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU AWAKE IN THE MORNING?:
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:
ROLLER COASTERS -- SCARY OR EXCITING?
PEN OR PENCIL?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE:
FUTURE SON'S NAME: Justin. FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME: Margaret. My Grandmothers name. FAVORITE FOODS: Cheeseburgers. Greasy, meat, dairy... totally bad for for me and a simple pleasure. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes. Without a doubt. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? 'Nilla. Its the only Vanilla thing about me. FAVORITE ICE CREAM: French Vanilla. Dammit Didn't I just say Vanilla? CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Croutons. The crunch reminds me of the way bones splinter between your teeth when you bite down. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: Not at all. I need a Chauffeur. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?:
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra. Could you tell from my decisiveness? WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET? Jim Morrison. Yes he counts. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes. IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK,WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Independantly Rich Billionaire Playboy IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I can dye it any color and am happy being the natural me. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Raspberry but let me say this. SOBE is a superior drink FAVORITE MOVIE(S): Oh they're all pornos...
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY, OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Fingers. Everyone should get their hands dirty and remember that connection to Mother Earth. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Monsters we are...
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