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Rick: Alex?
Alex: What were you thinking...a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you the story sometime...
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(After Evelyn waves her torch around after having a vision)
Rick: You know if you move that fast enough you can almost right your name?
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Rick: Evy...I dunno. I don't have a real good feeling about this.
Evelyn: It's only a chest. No harm ever came from opening a chest.
Rick: Yeah, right. No harm ever came from reading a book...you remember how that one went?
Evy: Oh come on...
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(after opening the chest containing the Bracelet of Anubis)
Rick: Well it's a bit late for that, isn't it?
Evelyn: Put it in your rucsack!
Rick: What? I've got a better idea---let's leave it here!
Evelyn: I think it's a bit late for that!
Rick: What's it say?
Evelyn: (quickly deciphering) He-who-disturbs-this-bracelet-shall-drink-from-the-Nile. Well that doesn't sound too bad...
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Lock-Nah: The Book of the Dead gives life...
Meela: ...and the Book of the Living takes life away.
Lock-Nah: I thought that was my job.
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Rick: Why don't you just give me one...good...reason?
Evelyn: It's just an oasis...darling. A beautiful, exciting, romantic oasis.
Rick: oooh...with a white sandy beach, and the palm trees, and the cool clear blue water. We could have some of those big drinks with the little umbrellas.
Evelyn: Sounds good.
Rick: Sounds too good. What's the catch?
Evelyn: Supposedly it's the resting place of Anubis's army.
Rick: ah...you see! I knew there's a catch. There's always a catch!
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Rick: ...how did I know that? And let me guess...it was commanded by this Scorpion King guy?
Evelyn: Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years
Rick: Right! And if someone doesn't kill him then he's gonna
wipe out the world.
Evelyn: How did you know?
Rick: I didn't...but that's always the story.
Evelyn: The Last known expedition to actually reach Amun-Shere was sent by Rameses IV...more than 3,000 years ago. He sent over a thousand men...
Rick: ...and none of them was ever seen again.
Evelyn: How did you know
Rick: I didn't...but that's always the story.
Evelyn: Did I mention there was a pyramid of gold?
Rick: Twice.
Evelyn: Alexander the Great sent troops in search of it.
Rick: Hooray for him.
Evelyn: So did Caesar...
Rick: yeah and look what happened to his career!
Evelyn: And Napolean!
Rick: yeah but we're smarter than him...and taller, too.
Evelyn: Exactly! That's why we're the one's who are going to find it!
Rick: Because we're taller?
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Rick: (to Ardeth) You---lighten up! (to Alex) You---BIG trouble! (to Jonathan) You---get in the car.
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Rick: Ya' know, a couple of years ago this would have seemed really strange to me.
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