Issue 54

Did he just say what I think he said? Oral sex? Well i better read on. That’s right Oral sex is tonight’s topic, Blow jobs, eating pussy, things done for quite sometime, and even a topic of debate a few years back in the American legal system. Now what could i have against such a fun act? and I'll tell you not a damn thing. It's a wonderful thing to have done to you and to do for another. But men often don't look at the details, when it comes to sexual acts. Like for instance Many women do not swallow when giving a man a good blow job. They spit, we all know the old question and joke "do you spit or swallow?" and many not all but quite a few women do not like the taste of a mans (lets call it) juices. Yet, These women love being as they say.."eaten out" Oh they love it, and would quite possibly break up with a man if he did not perform the act. We men however, when we give our females oral sex, have little choice in spitting or swallowing, as many of my male and a few of you females readers are well aware. We gladly swallow down natures Lubricant to make our females happy. Where is the fairness in that? Love is supposed to be a 2 way street. yet some females seem to have decided to make it a one way. Forget that crap, I'm sorry but i do not see the fairness in I have to swallow natural lube and god knows what else while they go and spit and brush their teeth. If i wanted to swallow Lube i could buy a god damn bottle of K.Y and have my fun. Now some of you may be saying well men like the taste of a women’s...juices. and even some of you men are saying that I’m sure but..THATS NOT THE POINT PEOPLE. The point is equalness, If your not willing to simply swallow then why should i have to? Here’s a vibrator, see ya in a few. Some women have said its 2 different things, they only release a little juice, compared to what a man releases....I'm sorry but if you touch yourself down there and fiddle around a bit it gets wet!! and soaking in most aspects. so if its not very wet down there or even dry, then i suggest calling your Gynecologist, and making an appointment. So what’s the fairness in that again? So ladies, next time you decide its not worth tasting, just remember what the heck we men do for you, and we have no choice but to taste it. This is the tongue tied Lord Darkness saying if its so damn tasty use a straw.