11.10.03
"I love being drunk..."
09.23.03
"She could have been a bean bag - who cares?"
"i feel like that all the time when random acquitances try to be really nice and get to know me...im like, yeah half of the GREAT friends i have now treat me like shit...what's another one for?"
06.13.03
"UTD RADIO: It'll hitcha in the eye like blam!"
"UTD RADIO: Better than shaking a baby."
03.31.03
"More doors, more whores."
01.17.02
"Well let's just say that I learned a lesson-You can't let boobs impair your judgment."
Brian: "That cat wants someone who doesn't reek of financial aid."
11.16.02
"...another thing about Plano is that everyone goes to church once a week because its 'the thing to do.' Yeah! And that's Plano for ya."
11.11.02
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11.07.02
"SenorjefeOnce: buena noche bella"
"I'm falling apart in your hands again
10.31.02
"I'm trying to convince myself that the way I feel is all I have."
"Hey, Anthony, why don't you crawl up off it."
10.15.02
"When did you stop speaking English?"
"Can I be your candy bar?"
09.23.02
"NO TOONSES, NOOOOoooo!!!"
"I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above..."
08.14.02
"DARKKKKKK.....SOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!"
"Hey buddy, you know what else is good? RAMEN noodles."
"She's the only person I know who's maturity level went DOWN since high school!"
"Honestly, do these things make sense in your head before you say them?"
04.03.02
Q. What is the difference between a duck?
04.01.02
"Now that fish is a survivor!"
03.05.02
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kittin...Please, think of the kittins."
03.04.02
"...well last year I gave you a book, some candy, and a movie when what I really wanted to get you was an engagement ring..."
02.26.02
"I wish I had your kind of "guess whats" instead of my 'guess what? I got burgularized!'"
"My fish is dead and this is the foam that came out of him!!"
02.20.02
"No, what you need to do is call Colgate and see what's up with your breath."
02.04.02
"Just sit down and write about what you KNOW."
01.30.02
"We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars."
01.16.02
"Girls are freakin beautiful Brooke, it's hard to mess that up..."
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same."
12.26.01
"25. Describe how you want your life to be in the future: I want to wake up everyday next to him, everyday, till we're old and life is speeding by and slowing down at the same time. I want to share every moment, every laugh, every tear...it's all I want, and I want it with Ryan. I want my friends to surround me, I want to always stay close, and I want to be a part of their wonderful lives just as much as I want them to be in mine. I want to have a great career, I want to be happy with the choices I make for once, and I want to be happy with those around me. I want to raise my children to know what the value of having to work for a living, and to know the lesson of not getting a brand new car when they turn 16. I just want to wake up next to Ryan everyday, and be able to smile because life is just that damn good. <3"
12.06.01
"Do what I do and take the advice off of the jar of mayonaise: Keep cool, but never freeze."
12.05.01
"Why would anyone ever want to SPITE their DENTIST!?!"
"No computer is worth your tears, and the one that is won't make you cry."
12.03.01
"I love you. And not in a friendly way. Although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection puppy dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider, but I need to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can' tlook into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are...I've never felt this way before and I don't care, I like who I am because of it. I couldn't allow another day to go by without getting it our there, regardless of the outcome. THere isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you...Even if, ya know, we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me."
12.02.01
"I once drank a cup of coffee purely out of spite."
11.26.01
"I swear to you, I will pull you down by the handle on your backpack and kick you till you die..."
"Let the lovin take a hold of you, cuz it will if you let it."
11.07.01
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
"You're a builder baby, here I am a stone."
"And if young love is just a game, then I must have missed the kick-off..."
"How many people do you know who grow up and say, 'Man, I wish I would have spent more time at the office...'?" This means, spend time with THOSE YOU LOVE. Life is short.
10.30.01
"Gay is one Doug mother."
10.28.01
"Screw YOU, screw YOU, screw YOU, you're cool, screw YOU - I'm out."
"Oh yesth, I sthee thisth Vodka right here only costed 22.99, a great Wal-mart purchasthe, oh yesth."
10.23.01
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
10.17.01
"Can't stop myself from laughing, No matter how sad these things can be...these things can be, My eyes are bright and..."
10.16.01
"Self-love seems so often unrequited."
~Melanie, RIGHT before she passed out in the back of my truck.
~Justin - of course (who else?)
~a great and so true thing that Mindy said today.
~Justin, after I said, "come on hit me again, ike!!" or something like that.
~Brian. Man that kid's got a weird thing with baby shaking.
~John, on why he chose 4-doors on his new Lexus 'IS'.
~Josh. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA ah he kills me.
~Cortney about a cat that we saw at the vet.
~Cortney's response to my question: Why does everyone hate Plano so much?
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~This had to go here, it is SO wonderful.
No way I've got to get away"
~Shakira
~NFG
~Ok. Life lesson #1: Don't tell people who are vital to the passing or failing of a certain Internet Studio class to "crawl up off it." Because that is just not good. (by the way, this was said by Cortney.)
~Brian
~Me. I think there's only one other person who knows what that means. And that's a good thing, because no one should know!
~SNL
~The BEST fucking line ever written by a musician.(John Mayer)"
~haha!! Work! :)
~Brandon's sarcastic reply to Kris after he mispoke and said, "Hey, you know what's good guys, ROMAN NOODLES!"
~Funniest smack that Kyle's ever talked!
~Ryan to me
A. One leg is both the same.
~Found in Joey's info...he always has funny/strange things in that shit.
~Keegan, regarding the fish incident(s).
~Micah's away message today. WHAT a weirdo, huh?
SEE THE PICTURE FOR MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT
~or something along those lines...the SWEETEST thing Ryan has EVER said to me.
~The funniest thing Kelli ever said, and now she's on my quote page :).
~Ryan, freaking out, thinking that the fish I got him for V-day was dead, lol. It was a riot, you should have been here.
~Brian to Chris, for no apparent reason whatsoever but to cause great joy to my heart :).
~Clint Cain, about 5 years ago, said this to another friend of mine. It has proved to be an inspiration in more ways than I ever thought possible. I have to put this in here, his birthday is tomorrow the 5th, and I hope he's still doing well.
~Oscar Wilde, read out of Crazy Fool: Portrait of a Punk, a book about Brad Nowell.
~Something Kyle said a long time ago when we were looking at lingerie together (don't ask, lol).
~Seen on a bumper sticker. Quite true.
~One of the best damn answers I've ever had in a survey.
~Nice old man at Lowe's named James who loaded our Christmas tree on the roof of my jeep.
~Ryan, to me, about why I won't take out my tongue-ring
~Mike M., to Kelli during her recent computer crisis
~Holden, Chasing Amy
~Chadness
~Mrmo Matthias
~Sublime
~Voltaire
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite..."
~Shakespeare
~Sublime
11.05.01
~Blink 182
~My psychology teacher, Dr. Rundhaug
~Uh, Me
~Scarface, Half Baked
~Some guy dressed as The Ladiesth Man at Saturday night's Walton load party
~Sean Connery, SNL Celebrity Jeopardy (Inspired by Jash)
~Joydrop>
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