Jerry Springer

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Jerry walks out.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!

Jerry>Hey welcome, are guests to day say they’re Z warriors, but something must be bad or else they wouldn’t be here.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Jerry>Meet Bulma. Bulma says her ex won’t leave her alone. What’s going on Bulma?

Bulma>Well Jerry, I had this boyfriend for like 8 years, and we broke up, but he won’t leave me alone. So, I brought your cameras along to show you.

Jerry>And that’s the tape we have?

Bulma>Yes.

Jerry>Roll it!

On the video…

Bulma>Well Jerry this is my everyday life.

Bulma walks out of her house.

Yamcha is on her yard wearing nothing but a box.

Yamcha>Bulma!!

Bulma runs to her car.

Yamcha>Wait!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!

Camera follows Yamcha walking down the street.

Yamcha>Jerry you gotta help me, she’s my life, and I can’t live without her.

Car runs into a puddle. Water gets on Yamcha’s box.

Yamcha>F***!!!!!!!!

Later…

Yamcha is digging in trash.

Yamcha>Know what? Home Depot throws out a lot of good boxes.

Yamcha puts on a new box, and walks down the street, and sees Bulma in an antique store. Yamcha walks in.

Yamcha>Bulma!!!

Bulma>Son of a b****!!!!!!!

Bulma runs out of store.

Owner of the store>Your going to have to get the h*** out of here!!

Later…

Yamcha is digging through Bulma’s trash.

Yamcha>She knows I hate eggs.

Tape ends...

Jerry>This is one classy show.

Everyone laughs.

Jerry>Seriously, he won’t leave you alone?

Bulma>No.

Jerry>Meet, Yamcha.

Yamcha walks out. Wearing nothing but a box.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!

Yamcha>Look what you did to me, Bulma!!!. I live in a box!!!!!!!!! So f*** you!!!!!!!

Jerry>You’re leaving her?

Yamcha>Jerry, she kept all my clothes. All my stuff. Everything. So I’m leaving her.

Jerry>Will be back!

Later…

Jerry>Are next guest says she wants to taste the forbidden fruit. Meet Videl. What’s going on Videl?

Videl>Well Jerry I want to kiss one of my friends, but my friend is a girl.

Audience>We love lesbians, we love lesbians, we love lesbians!!

Jerry>Meet her husband Gohan!

Gohan walks out.

Videl>Well?

Gohan>H*** yeah!!!!!

Luanch comes out.

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