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When I was newly sewn, There lived our wizards of renown, Whose names are still well known: Bold Gryffindor from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin from fen. They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, They hatched a daring plan To educate young sorcerers Thus Hogwarts School began. Now each of these four founders Formed their own house, for each Did value different virtues In the ones they had to teach. By Gryffindor the bravest were Prized beyond the rest; For Ravenclaw, the cleverest Would always be the best; For Hufflepuff, hard workers were Most worthy of admission; And power-hungry Slytherin Loved those of great ambition. While still alive they did divide Their favorites from the throng, Yet who would pick the worthy ones When they were dead and gone? 'Twas Gryffindor who found the way, He whipped me off his head The founders put some brains in me So I could choose instead! Now slip me about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind And tell where you belong!" Do you want to be a student or a teacher or both? Just fill out this handy-dandy form, and I'll get back to you ASAP with your house based on what you tell me! If you don't type anything about yourself, you can't get sorted! You must also buy a wand! When you email me, you will automatically get a Gringotts account. I will send you the link to Diagon Alley and you must go to Ollivanders and buy a wand. I need more Hufflepuffs and Slytherins to do anything! Well, I guess no one wants to be in these houses. And I was going to give all Slytherins and Hufflpuffs 100 Galleons as soon as they join... I DO NOT WANT ALL GRYFFINDORS!!! I MAY NOT EVEN ACCEPT ANY NEW GRYFFINDORS. I MAY ASK YOU TO RE-SORT YOURSELF. 
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