Hello. My name is Ben Payne, and I live in a little inbred hick town. Sadly, I've lived here for about 15 years, unable to escape. Though now I doubt I'd want to, because my few friends make up most of my life. I live with my wonderful single mother and my four pets, Rusty(toy poodle), Buster(huge freakin' taby), Miss Miss(siamese), and Peanut(calico).
My hobbies and interests include Writting, Role Playing, Web Design, Hunting, Soccer, The Riftwar and Serpentwar Sagas by Raymond E. Feist, Terry Brooks novels, Lord of the Rings, causing mischief, teasing police officers, playing with fire, etc...
Hm. Well then. Friends. I've got a few of them. Let's see ... there's Sean, Corey, Marcus, Nick, Justin, Ty, PJ, Coye, Ann, Sam, Jessy, Carl, Sarah, Leah, Katy, Richard, Briane, Thomas, and Kendra. Scant few, isn't it? Now, one must realize that order of appearance means nothing whatsoever. And sorry to those of you I may have forgotten, for you're not unloved, my long-term memory isn't the sharpest...
Well, I live with my mom, who is a single mother. And that's about it. Remember, this is a little imbred hick town, so I've got like 80 first cousins. God knows how many second. Anyways, nothing more to see here folks. Maybe I'll actually put something interesting up here, eh?
Hmmm, a list of my favorite links is as follows:
Now lets see. If you wish to know, I am 15 years old, 5'6", my hair is dark brown, my eyes blue, and my favorite color is blue. Hmmm. What else... I really have no life; sitting around at home working online or reading (if not working for my mom) make up the balance of my day. Oh yes, homework, must not forget that Devil's seed. By the way, that reminds me, I should probably get around to it...
Hobbies and Interests
Friends
Now, you of the general public don't have any idea of who these ppl are, so it really means nothing to you. Hmm, looking at this list, you'd gather that I'm somewhat of a popular person. Now, have you ever known anyone with my sense of wit to be popular? Lol, nah, i don't think so. Everyone knows who I am, i think. But most of them hate me. Lol. Anyways... Cry me a river eh?
Family
Favorite Links
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