- "You're Welcome"-- Didja evar wunder y wen u say Thank u, pepol
respond with "You're Welcome"? I still kan't figur out the signifiganse of this
as it applys to us today. What xactlee is it that u r welcum to?
- "Have a Nice Day"-- This clich'e saying which is absentmindly thrown at u wenever
u purchass sumthing frum a conveniance stor iz very irratating to me. Wat air-headed
valley gurl decided to make this the apropreate frase to utter whence upon I leave her
companee, aftur picking up a hot dawg and a few kandee bars? "Have a nice day..." -"NO!!
Maybe I've had 162 nice days in a row. Maybe I'm about ready for a crappy day. What are you
going to do about it? Just try and stop me!"
- "I found it, but it was in the last place I looked"--WELL OV COURSE IT WAS!! THAT IS THE PURPOSS
OF LOOKING!... To find the object u're searching for, then to stop searching. If u havn't
found wat u're looking for... u keep looking. Otherwise, u stop!
- "God Damn It!"-- This has to be one of the most pathetic and stupid phrases man has ever had the
misfortune to carry into the 20th century. I doubt very seriously that when you drop a hammer on your foot,
or slam your hand in a car door or something, screaming "God Damn It" is going to help you. God is
far too busy up in heaven creating quasiuniverses, and making light and what not, to get off his cloud, and
waste his time by condemning a hammer to eternal flames, or cursing the door of your truck to rot in a pit
of boiling oil.
- "Pre-Recorded"--"This Program was pre-recorded" Well ov course it was! That's the hole purposs
of recording, to do it beforehand! Otherwise it doesn't really work now does it?
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- Aluminum: Al u min e um
- Laboratory: Lab or ah tor ee
- Caterpillar: Cat er pil lar :P
- herb: HERB!! NOT ERB!
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phonics: fonix
cat: Kat
through: thru
of:ov
(Dan) Quail: POTATOE!!!
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The greatest assininity is that we do not even use the "English"
language. We made up our own words from a jumble of other words from
Germany, Latin, Scandinavia, France, and a number of other places and
sources. Not to mention our numerical system is that of the rag-heads
(Arabic). A little knowledge tu part'e.
Get out of my english class!!! go back to the home page!