Welcome once again to yet another of my welcoming pages of pagenosity. This page of information shall impart knowledge unto its reader in such a manner as I see fit. The manner in which I happen to see fit is a manner of script written in Hyper Text Markup Language in the English Language as a submanerism. Please feel free to read on as much as you like, and use some of our information, be it rhetoracle, spiritual, comical, physical, or any other el(al-le's).

• "All things considered, chance favors the prepared mind"
  -- Aristotle




• "Anyone can count the seeds in an apple... no one can count the apples in a seed."
  -- Chinese Proverb




• "There was truely a meaning to bliss in the garden of Eden, till God created the wife..."
  -- Unknown




• "You should always carry around two sacks, that way if your friend asks 'Hey can you give me a hand?',you can say, 'I would, but I've got these two sacks'"
  Deep Thoughts...




• "I've been thrown out of better places than this"
  -- Groucho Marx




• "Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy."
  -- Benjamin Franklin




• "I am not a Crook"
  -- Nixon




• "I am the Walrus!!!"
  -- John Lennon




• "You Can't handle the Truth"
  -- Jack Nicholson




• "I try to think but nothin' happens. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk"
  -- Curley




• "The road to Auschtwitz was paved with apathy"
  -- Unknown




• "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."
  -- Albert Einstein




• "I think Therefore I am"
  -- Rene Descartes




• "Iche bein ein Berlinner!"-(translation) "I am a Jelly Donut!"-- President John F. Kennedy




• "My mind is going Dave... I can feel it."
  -- HAL from 2001




• "This page was made with Comic Sans MS, the official font of losers"-- Me