On the background, we see the very non-dangerous Patto!!! in his natural habitat, Jacob's room.
I would like to say hello to Lisa Bianco at this time! The most awesome and
froody person in the HTML class! Next to her, her partner in flame-headed crime, is
Jessi Scott. Another Bodacious and Hoopy Chick! Though I am now out of that
class, where the teacher, Ms. McD, had to repeatedly ask for me help with HTML.
Thank God I am temporarilly out of that institute of imbeciles. Though in Autumn, I
am forced to return... oh well, be that as it may, I will do the best to enjoy my summer
break.
HELLO,
Hello,
hello...
Is there anybodyin there? Just nod if you can hear me... is there anyone at home? come on, now... I hear you're feeling... down... well I can ease yourpain,
get you on your feet again... Relax... relax... relax, I need someinformation,first... Just the basic facts... can you show m
e where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receeding... A distant ship's smoke on the horizon... You are only coming through in waves... Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying... When I was a child, I had a fever, My hands felt just like... two balloons... Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain, you would not understand this is not how I am...I
I
I
I
I
I
have become... comfortably numb.
Welcome to my new webpage...
After the seriously edited version of the original page was put online by the school, I decided to put this up, the not new, but improved version of my original page. It shall contain "dirty words", but who really gives a flying fuck anyway? It will also include Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. But where would we be without those all important aspects of life? They're fun, and anyone that tells you otherwise is full of it.
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I used to be a complete schmuck... however I would like to think that I have changed. Granted, these days, I act "abnormal", and sometimes downright bizarre... but hey, ya gotta go what ya gotta do to survive. If I conformed, and became one of the faceless masses that the all-knowing Roger Waters warned us against with his epic message, I would lose my mind.
If I lost my mind, I don't know what I would do... since I value intelligence very highly. Besides, I love being me... Ask Anyone!