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HOW THE HELL DID YOU END UP HERE?



This page was placed here to bother people. My index page was made especially with the intention to bother your eyes. If you can't read it, highlight the text... :P

On the background, we see the very non-dangerous Patto!!! in his natural habitat, Jacob's room.

I would like to say hello to Lisa Bianco at this time! The most awesome and froody person in the HTML class! Next to her, her partner in flame-headed crime, is Jessi Scott. Another Bodacious and Hoopy Chick! Though I am now out of that class, where the teacher, Ms. McD, had to repeatedly ask for me help with HTML. Thank God I am temporarilly out of that institute of imbeciles. Though in Autumn, I am forced to return... oh well, be that as it may, I will do the best to enjoy my summer break.


 

HELLO,

Hello,

hello...

Is there anybodyin there? Just nod if you can hear me... is there anyone at home? come on, now... I hear you're feeling... down... well I can ease your

pain,

get you on your feet again... Relax... relax... relax, I need some information, first... Just the basic f

acts... can you show m

e where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receeding... A distant ship's smoke on the horizon... You are only coming through in waves... Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying... When I was a child, I had a fever, My hands felt just like... two balloons... Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain, you would not understand this is not how I am...

I

I

I

I

I
I
have become... comfortably numb.

Welcome to my new webpage...

      After the seriously edited version of the original page was
put online by the school, I decided to put this up, the not new, but improved version 
of my original page. It shall contain "dirty words", but who really gives a flying fuck anyway?
It will also include Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. But where would we be without 
those all important aspects of life? They're fun, and anyone that tells you otherwise 
is full of it.

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OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Go to other pages on my page, or stay at this page of my page, and my page will get you a drink.



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I used to be a complete schmuck... however I would like to think that I have changed. Granted, these days, I act "abnormal", and sometimes downright bizarre... but hey, ya gotta go what ya gotta do to survive. If I conformed, and became one of the faceless masses that the all-knowing Roger Waters warned us against with his epic message, I would lose my mind.



If I lost my mind, I don't know what I would do... since I value intelligence very highly. Besides, I love being me... Ask Anyone!




This page best viewed, Sadly, with Microsoft Internet Explorer... because you get to hear lots of kooky sounds and songs...

This many lost souls have stumbled upon my domicile since 8-19-2001. What a teeny number eh?
Gimmie a Buzz peoples!!!



Or Drop by...
21066 S. Marvin Rd.
Versailles, MO

I will make you a nice cup of tea, and we can discuss theology and metaphysics to the tune of Bjork or NIN if you like... and if you don't like it, we can throw in some Dead Kennedys. If you still don't like them, well you'll be kicked in the balls and thrown out.

Me at school!