The Committee was formed on June 16, 2001, with one purpose...to spread our ideas and destroy your own. We have noticed that some of you really aren't trying hard enough to think for yourself and we really don't know what is wrong with you, but it saddens us. And those of you who are trying to think for yourself aren’t doing a very good job of it. Some of you are okay, but others make us wonder "what the hell are you thinking?" Certain movies, songs, and trends cannot, by any standards, be considered "good". And yet we watch you all scamper to the store to participate in it no matter how absurd, just so you can tell your friends that you know what's trendy... wow, you're messed up. Lately we have heard statements from prominent people that we thought we would only hear on an episode of Jerry Springer. And although we get a good laugh from their absurdity, some of you are listening to these statements and admiring them as if the make sense. So The Committee is here to teach you, but you must want to learn. We are aware that some of you are really a lost cause and there isn't much we can do for you. So, take the test to see if you are Committee material...
