Justin's Asshat of Fun
I'm too lazy to put anything good in right now. Try back later when I give a shit. For now, you can have a copy of my column which appears in the Collegian. Hey! Why do you get your own page on Ayamai's site?! It's not fair! *does the little childish pout thing*
Into the 'Freying'pan
Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to my biweekly rant!
Each issue I'll be bringing you a column inspired by comments made by stupid people that I happen to overhear. My topics are about current issues such as the war, gun control, abortion, and the best recipe for cheesecake - along with many other thoughts.
The mind is a wonderful gift to mankind. Don't you feel blessed?
Well, let's get on with the fun then, shall we?
I was all prepared to deliver the pimpin' divine hand of God unto the stark, raving mad fools that keep saying we should just nuke the entire Middle East. Like that's going to make everything better! ('Cause Lord knows, Americans always think before they open their mouths... I mean, come on, really folks, with fellow citizens like these, who needs terrorists?)
The mentally stunted views I keep hearing expressed by a bunch of uninformed rednecks are really getting under my skin. Where do these people get off calling people disgruntled hippies when they express disagreement with war or anything Dubya himself does?
Maybe the hippies are right!
Show me the proof that Saddam s a threat to our national security. (And none of this "tortured his own people" crap. There are lots of dictators all over the world, many in more powerful countries than Iraq do this; that angle of attack was lost when the atrocities being committed in Rwanda, North Korea, and Zimbabwe were ignored, to name just a few of the many...)
If you have problems with the stuff I write, well, you can just send said complaints to pissoff@kissmyass.com. <-- Nice one! Have a nice day!