The Compromising Situation Challenge is this;
you must write a fanfic using three Harry Potter characters, you must however have a compromising situation in which three people find themselves and a secret must be discovered. It may be any three characters you wish and more if you want.
You must use three of the statements below to be said by characters. Use them however you want, just know they must be quoted exactly. You may use more than three if you wish. You may also put little bits in between them like changing “You can’t be serious? … But it’s so small!” to…
"You can’t be serious.” He gasped. “But it’s so small!” All the words must just be there. You cannot however, put paragraphs between them.
“You can’t be serious? … But it’s so small!”
“How in the world do you expect me to get it in there?”
“Damnit man/woman, don’t move when I’m trying to do this!”
"I don't know how, it's not stiff enough..."
“I’m sorry sir, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“How stupid do you think I am? I know what it’s for.”
“My, my, my.” He laughed. “We are in a lot of trouble. You think you can pull stunts like this and get away with it? No, you have to deal with me now.”
“Message for you. Some owl brought it with the message to not let anyone see it except you. Damn owl could TALK, cheeky bugger as well!”
“I’ll get you! And your little friends too!”
“Please, please, one at a time, I only have one of these things.”
“Ew, don’t put that there.”
“Just put it in your mouth and be done with it!”
Finally...
You must use two or more of the following narrative quotes. I will write each quote in the third person. Please use them to coincide with the perspective of your own story, so if your story is written in first person, please change it to work with that. You may change the ‘him’s and ‘her’s around if you wish.
He spun around, his eyes widening in shock, as he looked into her eyes, ‘oh god’, he thought, ‘this won’t be pretty’.A look of horror struck his face; she couldn’t surely be doing what he thought she was.
He bent over; giving her an eyeful of what she had been longing to see all day.
A small object fell from his pocket. They both stared at it, him in a look of horror, and her in a look of confusion.
The object mystified all of them, the way it sparkled and shone even in the darkness.
He looked at him, he was the perfect height for… no, he wouldn’t think about it.
His grin broadened and standing up straight, he puffed out his chest proudly as she emerged from behind the bookcase.
He slumped his head against the pillow; that had been one heck of an interesting ride.
Challenge written by Michele Cooke