A Chaste Maid in Cheapside

 

By Thomas Middleton

 

 

 

Directed by William Gaskill

 

February 1966

 

 

The Cast

 

Sir Walter Whorehound….

Davy (his servant)…….….

Welshwoman…………….….

Sir Oliver Kix………………….

Lady Kix……………………….

Allwit…………………………….

Mrs. Allwit……………………..

Wat……………………………..

Nick………………………….….

Wetnurse……………………..

Touchwood Senior…………

Sebastian Shaw

Joseph Grieg

Nerys Hughes

Ronald Pickup

Avril Elgar

Christopher Benjamin

Frances Cuka

William Stewart

Dennis Waterman

Nerys Hughes

Tony Selby

 

 

Mrs. Touchwood (his wife)……………

Touchwood Junior (his brother)…….

Yellowhammer (a goldsmith)………..

Maudlin (his wife)…………………………

Moll (his daughter)……………………….

Tim (his son)………………………………

Two Promoters…………………………..

Country Girl………………………………...

Two Puritans……………………………….

Parson………………………………………..

Gillian Martell

John Castle

Bernard Gallagher

Jean Boht

Barbara Ferris

Victor Henry

Richard Butler, Timothy Carlton

Lucy Fleming

Gwen Nelson, Gillian Martell

Roger Booth

Plays and Players      March 1966  

 

Jacobean Bawdy   

Reviewed by John Russell Taylor

 

All things considered, there is really a lot to be said for commerce. If there is anything the history of the arts teaches us unarguably, it is that fine intentions butter no parsnips: art emerges much more often from the efforts of some entirely unpretentious craftsman meeting a deadline than from the lofty aspirations of a self-appointed artist calmly sitting in his ivory tower bent on producing art. Middleton always seems to me an excellent practical example of this: he had fewer recorded pretensions than any other Elizabethan-Jacobean dramatist and from what little we know of him he seems to have been content simply to pour out plays (alone or in collaboration), pageants, pamphlets and poems just as demand offered, and with not the slightest thought that he might be producing - as Webster, Jonson and even Shakespeare certainly thought-works of art which could last for hundreds of years. And yet, perhaps because of this, his plays remain as revivable and continuingly entertaining as al­most any of the period, and to my mind considerably more so than the more literary, deliberately artistic plays of Webster or Jonson.

 

I have enjoyed productions of The Changeling and Women Beware Women as much, I think, as any modern revivals of Jacobean drama I can think of (it can hardly be chance, incidentally, that these were the two which, enticingly billed as bloody melodrama, came over so well to mass audiences on independent tele­vision last year), while I am sure that A Trick to Catch the Old One and perhaps Michaelmas Term would revive as well. I would have thought so too, I must say, about A Chaste Maid in Cheapside, and so I am left wondering why, with all the auguries so favourable, I found the net result of the Royal Court's new production so unsatisfactory.

 

Certainly the programme note, which presumably represents the views of the play's director, William Gaskill, strikes an encouraging note. Middleton is presented to us as the author of 'bawdy plays. . .venery and laughter, to keep you in an after­noon from dice at home in your chambers'. Which is true of this play at least, but hardly true of the way it is here treated. There is nothing wrong with bawdy humour-far from it-and there need be nothing embar­rassing about its delivery in front of a reasonably intelligent, sophisticated audience such as the Royal Court usually attracts, provided it is put over with conviction and even relish.

 

But the trouble here is that the pro­duction is, in general, slow and lack­ing in buoyancy, while the individual actors called upon to deliver the bawdier lines look so shame-faced about it that instead of laughing as we should we come merely to share their embarrassment. Observe, for instance, John Castle, as stiff-necked, correct, a young Englishman as you could hope to find, trying to put over the sugges­tive double-entendres given to the romantic hero when he is busy gulling a wedding ring for his beloved out of her unwitting goldsmith father; as he mumbles the lines about having her measure concealed about his per­son and so on, he looks as though he could sink through the floor, and any unholy enjoyment we might otherwise derive from them sinks with him. Christopher Benjamin, as Allwit, the joyful cuckold well-paid to bring up his bastards discreetly and hold his tongue, does a little better with his rougher pieces of invective, but even he seems to be bracing him­self as though to withstand some out­raged reactions from the audience, and so again his more outrageous sallies at the expense of the greedy gossips fall flat.

 

However, I must not seem to suggest that the play stands or falls entirely on its blue jokes. They are not so many or so constant as that. And anyway, they are not there for them­selves alone: an important part of their function is to fill out the rich, varied and vividly idiomatic picture of London life at the start of the 17th century which Middleton presents. It is more as a panorama than anything else that the play works: the plot, full of confidence tricks, disguises, sub­stitutions and last-minute revelations, is neither here nor there; some fairly drastic editing of the sprawling text has not, perhaps, greatly helped mat­ters, but anyway Middleton's strength in this play lies more in the individual pearls than in the precise way they are strung together.

 

Unfortunately, a number of details in this production seem designed with almost willful perversity to minimize the very qualities in which the play itself is strongest. The set, for in­stance, a ruthlessly hard, bare design with a lot of wooden boards relieved only by two almost equally undecor­ated, uncompromising blocks repre­senting houses at the back and a cur­tain beyond with a greatly enlarged engraving of Jacobean London on it, is a chillingly uninviting stage upon which to spread the expansive, luridly coloured wares the dramatist has to sell. To make matters worse, the cos­tumes in which this very exactly, es­sentially period piece is played are made vaguely (very vaguely) Ed­wardian, thereby getting the worst of both worlds: remote enough in period to make us see it as a period piece, modern enough to make us over­conscious of the disparity between how the characters look and how they talk. What the purpose of all this may be, beyond simple economy, I could not say; but if economy was upper­most in the producer's mind, it was surely false economy, since this is the sort of play which must be done absolutely right or not at all.

 

As will be gathered, I did not enjoy myself much at A Chaste Maid in Cheapside, and I am more than usu­ally at a loss to account for the ec­stasy into which it threw most first night critics. Perhaps I suffered from some extreme second-night reaction on the part of the actors, but even so I cannot think that the production's general terms of reference could ever permit it to be absolutely first-rate. As usual, even in the adverse condi­tions I have outlined, I still admired some of the company's acting, par­ticularly that of Ronald Pickup in the unlikely role of the ageing and rather idiotic knight Sir Oliver Kix, who cannot manage to impregnate his wife unaided, however hard he may try, that of Avril Elgar as his hatchet-faced wife, and that of Frances Cuka, Joseph Greig and Gwen Nelson in smaller roles. But in general the whole thing remained, alas, more interesting as a demonstration of how not to manage Jacobean comedy than entertaining in any less specialized fashion.

 

 

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