You know, you could have been prevented for a quarter.
While he is not dumber than an ox, he's not appreciably smarter either.
He couldn't find a birthday card in a Hallmark store.
Don't go away mad, just go away!
Consistancy is important..Thanks for being a jerk YET AGAIN!
Just look at a person and say "Stress:the irrestible urge to choke the living crap out of some jerk who desperately needs it." and just walk away.
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