Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty, etc.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader, or, if she is PMS'ing, sees pimples/UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!")
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" -but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" -but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes wherever she wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter, and ability; goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.
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